Sexy in Utah against the law

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Mormons think sexy is criminal

Winking sexy in mormon Land can get you arrested

Oh those silly sexy Mormons!  Yes, it’s true, they are at it again, and this time they are legislating everything that has to do with sex.  While their magic underwear may protect them, it apparently may not protect the general population and these are the poor folk they want to “help.”

Read this incredible story:

Be careful how you act in Utah: If you get too “sexy,” you could find yourself arrested under a new law. The law broadens the definition of solicitation—agreeing to trade sex for money—to include “lewd acts” that imply you want to trade sex for money, like exposing or touching yourself. It was intended to help undercover law enforcement officers, who are sometimes asked by prostitutes to expose themselves in order to prove they’re not cops. Such requests are now illegal says our AP friends.

But two escort services are suing to halt the law, claiming that it could lead to the arrest of licensed employees, like strippers or escorts, who are acting sexy as part of their job. “Most girls who touch their breasts are not telling you they’re open for sex,” says the attorney representing the escort services, noting that a similar law was struck down as unconstitutional in 1988. He worries that under this law, police could hassle legal businesses and potentially arrest exotic dancers for “suggestively thrusting.”

So do you think you could be sexy in mormon land because if you do you should leave a comment.

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12 years ago

Doesn’t surprise me here in sexually oppressed Amurikkka. It is amazing how uptight, prudish and generally afraid of anything that might even imply sexuality Americans are. A bare breast on national TV get huge coverage over a long period of time. Meanwhile, we’ve now forgotten about the devastation from Tornados this year and ignore the genocide we cause with our imperialist aggression in the world. We live in a f’ed up society that is failing because we couldn’t pull our heads out of our collective ass.

lazersedge
12 years ago

Why don’t they simply lock chastity belts on every one and throw away the keys.

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