Who will feed my dogs after May 21, 2011?
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Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! The nutters are still at it, convinced that the world is going to end before Memorial Day. Naturally the only ones who will be saved are those who are saved, which apparently doesn’t include me or any of the atheists I know.
Now we all know this is just more nonsense from the intellectually deprived, but I wonder if we should at least take precautions. I mean who will feed my dogs, because I’m pretty sure they aren’t saved? What about my birds and fish, as no doubt they are also not saved? Last but not least my girlfriend, who believes as I do, will not be saved either, so at least I will be surrounded by those I love in that alternate universe for the unsaved.
Watch this video and let us know what you think about the fringe element that exists in America.
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Not every Christian believes what Harold Camping is spreading and not every Christian is intellectually deprived, generalizations are completely unfair to those who truly do not fall within the common stereotypes.
If your dogs are like mine, they are sinless, and will be among the first to be raptured. No worries.
Shoot all the religious nuts and leave the rest of the world in peace, please !
Maybe the dogs have to eat the ones who aren’t saved?…Hey! This could be a great apocalypse movie!!! Attack Of The Zombie Dogs it could be a franchise! II Zombie Cats, III Zombie Fish….it could run forever!!!
Hands off….idea copywrited to me!!!
My guess is that on May 22, YOU will be feeding your dogs and every day thereafter.
Wait a minute, are the saved leaving or staying? I thought they were all leaving, so you will still be around to take care of your critters, it’s the Believer’s pets will need rescueing. The bonus there is you get all the stuff they leave behind. I could use a new car.
I would offer to watch the dogs, but perhaps your dating an atheist wasn’t the smartest move in terms of securing dog care in the event of a rapture. This could be an issue…