Animal-Loving Eligible Bachelor

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Animal-Loving Eligible Bachelor

Sorry ladies, it isn’t Mr. Mad, nor the (in)famous Brad Womack.

What it is–one enterprising 38-year-old in the Chicago area who has decided to “lay it all on the table”–and, in a pleasant contrast to Congressman Weiner, not in a literal sense.

Paul Gutierrez has posted 38 reasons why, quote, “single women should love me…but somehow don’t.” His list chronicles his early sexual experiences, extensive efforts to find love, and his consistent failure to actually do so, including one incident in which a potential mail-order bride climbed out of a bathroom window to escape an interview session with him. So what makes him a catch?

Humor. His list demonstrates a remarkable ability to laugh at his own experiences: “I’ve never had a girlfriend in my life … Ever … Though I thought I did once … That is until her boyfriend showed up.”

Loves animals. Sure to make him popular with the MMA audience, “handsomepaul” is an animal lover, sharing the back-story and pictures of his two rescue dogs, one of whom is the black-and-white charmer pictured here. (From his posting, “This little fur ball of joy (Shelby – A.k.a. – Pee Wee) was abandoned and left for dead during the middle of winter,” but is now a part of his family.)

(Former) Atheist. While he does not describe himself as an atheist, he does identify himself as a former atheist transformed in an animal-related encounter elsewhere on his blog, which may be an acceptable alternative for some MMA readers.

Charitable. Better yet, while making clear that he is a man of few means, he offers to donate half of his yearly salary to charity if someone helps him successfully find a girlfriend who becomes his wife, or alternatively to walk across the country in a wedding dress to raise money for charity.

Sure, he’s got issues, but who doesn’t? Share your thoughts on this animal-loving eligible bachelor here–will you give him a chance?