Newt Gingrich to run campaign, from Greece

Newt Gingrich to run his

own campaign . . . and answer phones . . .

take out trash . . . make own coffee

After being dumped by all the big guns on his campaign staff, former-speaker Newt Gingrich, decided to go it alone. Speaking from a yacht in the Greek Islands Gingrich said: “These things happen in politics all the time, I have no doubt that my run for the nomination will continue unabated, all my staff did was answer phones, take out the trash and make coffee, I can do all that. The American people are not foolish, they know I am the most likely candidate to win in 2012.”

newt gingrich campaign greek islands
Newt Gingrich, Captain and Janitor of this nice boat

 

Greeks approach Newt Gingrich to run for President of Greece

Newt Gingrich is currently answering the phones and taking out the trash on a luxury yacht some where in the Aegean Sea. According to an online itinerary, the ship departed from Piraeus, Greece on May 30 and docked in Istanbul, Turkey today, with stops along the way in Mylos, Patmos, Rhodes, and Mykonos. The luxurious 650-foot ship is relatively small by industry standards, with room for just 450 passengers. The company advertises week-long cruises starting at $2,499 per person.

The beleaguered by debt Greek government, impressed by the Gingrich swagger and his grace under pressure, look set to ask him to become Greek citizen and run their country like he runs his life. No money, no staff, yet living in luxury. The Greek government hope that the Newt Gingrich model will please their German bankers.

newt gingrich sailing in the greek islandsJust think honey, we could do for Greece what we did for America


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2 Responses to Newt Gingrich to run campaign, from Greece

  1. jenny40

    June 10, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    Nasty Newt represents and embodies the Republican party. Liars and hypocrites all.

  2. Jack Jodell

    June 11, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Newt is full of it, and even his ex-staffers agree. Time to throw both he and that controlling Calista bitch into the sea!