Musings From The Edge: Some Folks Just Can’t Get Anything Right

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With all of the crap going on in the capitol these days I ran across some things that sort of reminded me of the process they are going through and how well it is working. It sort of like installing bathrooms and not quite getting it right.
The image above is one example of someone who does not care if you see them crap as long as you can’t see who it is doing the crapping. Sort of like, if things screw up I can blame someone else. Well, the vast majority of the Republicans cannot blame it on Obama, except maybe, I don’t know. Does Boehner get that tan all over?

Then we have our next selection for the forgetful screw ups. You know the kind. They work, and they work, and they walk out and say, “finally, all finished.” ANd you look in the bathroom and see this:

Ahhemm!! Just a minute there son. I think you forgot one little thing. The urinal is on the wall, but where do the piss go? “Oh, He says, I can fix that … with this bucket.” Another great patch work job.

Then, there is this. Now I am not the biggest guy in the world but I am not the smallest either. Even if I was the smallest I still don’t think it would get the job done.

In fact I am not even sure old wide stance Larry Craig could used this one. Perhaps if we knocked out that opposite wall and put another stall it might work for him. What do you think?

Remember the cartoon hero called the rubber man who could stretch parts of his body to great lengths? Well, I think we may have just found his toilet because someone would have to have some very long arms to reach the paper in this place.

With the paper all the way over on the wall he had better be rubber man or be willing to make several waddling trips to the paper and back to the toilet. Or maybe this is just a prop for a Three Stooges movie.

Finally, we have one that actually seems to have some practical applications, until you actually think it through. You could take a shower and dry off with the tissue paper, but likely the tissue would be wet and soggy.

Also, could you imagine trying to clean up after someone has just used the shower. That is if you could reach the paper inside the shower (see the rubber man picture above).

Just a little food for thought. Be sure to plan you projects all the way through before starting. It may save you problems in the end (pun intended)

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Bill Formby, aka William A. Formby, PhD, aka Lazersedge is a former Marine and a former police officer. He is a retired University Educator who considers himself a moderate pragmatic progressive liberal, meaning that he thinks practically liberal, acts practically liberal, and he is not going to change in the near future. But, if he does he will be sure to let you know.
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Bradley Scott
12 years ago

I’m pretty sure the ‘rubberman’ stall is a (supposedly)handicapped accessable facility, hence the space to park a wheelchair beside the toilet and grab-bar. Sorry to add insult to idiocy.

lazersedge
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

You m ay be right which makes it even harder for the person to stretch over to the paper. Of course if it was “Joe the Plumber” he wouldn’t give a crap. Why make it easier for them just because they are handicapped.

12 years ago

Great analogy to our situation Lazer. This reminds of when I was a young victim of Reaganomics. Had to work two jobs and odd jobs to make ends meet. Had to install toilets. usually used ones that people or employers wanted moved to a new restroom or something cause they were too cheap to spend a hundred bucks on a new toilet.

So sure enough. You get done scrubbing and sanitizing and you’re all peoud of your sparkling toilet and walk out with your head help high at the wondrous thing you’ve done. twenty minutes later some slob goes in there and his ass explodes all over your fresh clean shitter. Much like government. We think we’ve scrubbed clean like in 2006 when we took Congress back from the exploding ass republicans. Then in 2010 here come the shitass tea baggers.

Everytime man. Everytime.

Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
12 years ago

Shit is cyclical.

lazersedge
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
12 years ago

Joe and Collin sometimes the obvious just jumps out at you doesn’t it.

12 years ago

As usual, a brilliant post. Thanks for the chuckle, lazersedge. If I only had half your wit…

lazersedge
Reply to  Dorothy Anderson
12 years ago

And if I had half your charm. We would both be dangerous. 🙂

Reply to  lazersedge
12 years ago

Thank you, lazersedge…

(~blush~)

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