Scientists: Alaskan goo not John Boehner’s perma-tan
Alaska residents say orange goo deposited by aliens
The speculation has been running wild over the mysterious orange substance that has been coloring the shores of Alaska for the last several weeks. Unfortunately the theory put forth by local residents, i.e. that the stuff is alien in origin has not been completely dismissed, as it appears the substance is in fact living.
Here’s the story:
We have a partial answer to the orange goo that started washing up in Alaska last week, and it’s definitely not the secret to John Boehner’s perma-tan. It’s eggs—millions of tiny eggs filled with fatty droplets, reports the AP.Exactly what kind of eggs—or whether they’re toxic—has yet to be determined, according to NOAA, which ran the initial tests. The eggs, which appeared in a lagoon and river near the tiny village of Kivalina, have since dissipated.
“It seems to be all gone,” says a village official. “But if they’re microscopic eggs, who’s to say they’re not still in the river?” The orange goo, which turned powdery when dried, was pervasive, showing up on one roof and in rainwater buckets. “You couldn’t miss it for nothing,” says one resident. Further tests are pending.
What do you think could be the cause of Alaska’s orange goo?
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I’m betting that it’s something that was, and would still be frozen, or appearing in trditionally warmer climes, were it not for climate change.
I just saw that your name is Michael Scott.
It makes perfect sense to ask you Lazersedge since this goo looks like what one gets when having sex with your cousin so it would be wise to ask you down there in Alabama…….
Your are kidding right? What do I, residing down in here in Central Alabama, think could cause this? How the hell should I know Mike. For all I know some of your Georgia neighbors have been disposing of some of that damn Georgia red crap they call dirt up there. Or, since someone concluded that it was eggs of some type it might be some type of fish eggs. But, most likely it is the residue of of Sarah Palin’s bullshit.