Nick cage: Naked man broke into my house and ate a fudgesicle
Nicolas Cage home invaded while Cage was promoting movie about home invasion?
Add this to your file of weird Nicolas Cage stories: While promoting his new movie Trespass, a home invasion thriller, Cage told the Toronto Film Festival quite a story about a home invasion he actually went through. “It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My 2-year-old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he said.
“I know it sounds funny,” he continued (um, yep), “but it was horrifying.” He persuaded the intruder to leave, and police came, but Cage did not press charges, KTLA reports. The Reuters version of the story hysterically notes that ” A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.”
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Another Nic Cage and another mediocre performance no doubt. Did anyone see him in “The Wicker Man?” That movie was so bad it was funny. Nic Cage!!! Shit!!!