Romney can run, but Romney can’t win…

Read Time:2 Minute, 18 Second

Mitt Romney can’t win… no matter how hard he tries. That’s because he is a Mormon running against the Christians. Why should this even matter?

It shouldn’t but it just goes to show how bad, evil, racist, hateful or all of the above, Republicans/Conservatives really are. Apparently even though he shares the same God delusion with his fellow conservatives, that is not enough to allow him to be included in the race and considered ‘Presidential material.’

Apparently there is a new sheriff in town touting the works of none other than Rick Perry. This new protector of the sanctity of Christianity is a whack job by the name of Robert Jeffress.  According to this new and vocal proponent of Christianity and the rabid right…The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints commonly known as the Mormon faith, is a cult. Obviously this crazy person does not understand that Christianity was called a cult until the third century. This is his interview.

According to this Jeffress guy, many Christians would rather to stay at home or vote for President Obama, than vote for Mitt Romney. Now there’s an idea… The funny thing is that these wonderfully pretentious evangelicals who believe in Jesus only as far as they can throw him, are the first to say that this guy or that guy is not a true child of the lord while they are the ones who are quick to victimize someone and brand him ‘unchristian’. They lie and cheat more than the rest of us and are the most racist and hateful group you ever met

But wait…doesn’t Mitt wear magic drawers? How come they are not working for him? With that kind of artillery in his pants I am surprised he did not beat McCain the last time around. Apparently Rick Perry is endwelled by the spirit of God and Mitt Romney isn’t, if you believe this shyster. Jeffress says, ‘If there is someone in the Oval office making the decision if to go to war or unleash a Nuclear attack, I would rather have someone endwelled by the spirit of God’ It is truly mind boggling how the most Faithful among us are bent on war and death.

It is good to see that the ‘real’ Christians are not afraid to show their true selves, as the racists and haters they are…even when going against one of their own, who shares the delusion of God and religion, because it helps us to see the true evil that lurks in the hearts of these wolves in sheep’s clothing. Maybe if Mitt were to put on two pairs of magic drawers…

Free download, 50% of “Shock and Awe on America” in different E-book formats at Smashwords.com

About Post Author

Teeluck

Born Yesterday...need a change of diapers...AND is the author of the widely acclaimed book "Shock and Awe on America." You can get the free download, ... 80% of “Shock and Awe on America” in different E-book formats at Smashwords.com get sale price of $0.99 with code XV83X. Copy and paste the link here: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/16169
Happy
Happy
0 %
Sad
Sad
0 %
Excited
Excited
0 %
Sleepy
Sleepy
0 %
Angry
Angry
0 %
Surprise
Surprise
0 %
0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of

10 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
12 years ago

We’ll have some good ones soon enough Mr. Teeluck. My time has been occupied liquidating the store. It was time.

12 years ago

After the Michael Steele debacle I doubt many republicans will be ready to go with the black guy for a long time. It is a blemish on my party I admit exists.

Romney has a great appeal to independents. The electorate is still divided Mr. Teeluck. And while there is much in Obama’s actions I like, if my party goes with Romney or Cain I will be voting for them. I would vote for Obama if my party lost it’s head and went with Gingrich, Bachman or Perry. Especially Perry. I consider him the most dangerous of the bunch.

12 years ago

You are quite qrong Mr. Teeluck. Mitt Romney, after the Christie endorsement and last night’s debate has not only sealed the nomination for himself, he has rallied the republicans to him since the reality is he is the only one of the bunch with a chance to win.

His line last night about not having to ask Geitner what to should another financial crisis hit is just an opening salvo towards the ineffective President Obama.

The main problem the democrats have is as a whole, they won;t rally behind Obama as all of them think they know better than everyone else. The republicans will rally to Romney now and after he is elected president. His legislation will pass as there is no discipline or loyalty in the democrat party to obstruct or force comprimise. Democrats in Red leaning states will fall all over themselves to act “bipartisan” to save their seats. Just as they sided with republicans in voting against Obama’s jobs act and his health insurance plan.

In essence, the republicans are a well disciplined army while the democrats are a collection of know it all elitist party anarchists. This has been born out by the spats I’ve witnessed right here at MMA between many of the left leaning commenters and contributors.

lazersedge
12 years ago

Good article Tee but I will have to disagree with you. If Romney gets the nomination I think the mindset of the Republican party is to defeat Obama at any cost. The evangelical Christians may have to hold their noses while they vote for Romney but they will view it as a vote against Obama.

Bradley Scott
12 years ago

With the ‘must vote Republican’ reflexive right and the Christianuts neatly split down the middle,(or messily split wherever) and a significant portion of each vowing to stay home on election day or vote for Obama, rather than elect the ‘other’ Republican candidate, I, as a Christian, am happily contemplating Obama’s presidency continuing until 2017. Praise the Lord!

Admin
12 years ago

Good post Tee, and I agree with you. If the Fundamentalists come out if force, like the did FOR George Bush, but AGAINST Mitt Romney, he will have a hard time winning.

Previous post Rush tries to paint the Occupy Wall Street crowd as antisemitic.
Next post Major League Baseball Game Times
10
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x