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Breaking News: Obama to pardon Cranberry the turkey (Video)

C.H. McDermott

November 23, 2011November 23, 2011

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In a shocking turn of events and after much deliberation, Obama will indeed pardon Cranberry, the turkey, slated to be executed by federal officials.

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Breaking News: Obama to pardon Cranberry the turkey (Video)

In a shocking turn of events and after much deliberation, Obama will indeed pardon Cranberry, the turkey, slated to be executed by federal officials.

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C.H. McDermott