Ellis The Elephant – Life with Newt by Callista Gingrich
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The new Nancy Reagan, Callista Gingrich
tells the story of Newt Gingrich
(the new Ronald Reagan)
in her new book
Callista Gingrich, the current wife of republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, has published a book about their life together. Called Sweet Land of Liberty, the mighty tome is aimed at children and covers over 200 years of of Newt’s life. To help the kids understand, ex-speaker Gingrich appears in the story as Ellis The Elephant.
The story tells how Newt sat down with the Pilgrims at the first Thanksgiving celebration. His involvement in terrorist activities when he dumped tea into Boston Harbor and how he provided ballast for the Wright brothers during their epic first flight. Not forgetting how Gingrich (disguised as Ellis) became the first elephant on the moon. No myth is left unturned, as Newt trumpets his way through American history guided by the loving pen of Callista Gingrich.
Callista Gingrich and Newt’s surge
First it was Mitt Romney, then it was Rick Perry, followed by Herman Cain. Now it’s the turn of Newt Gingrich to surge in the polls A general dissatisfaction with republican candidates by GOP supporters could be the reason for the ‘flavor of the week’ rise and fall of all candidates, but coupled with the refusal of Gingrich to criticize his fellow republicans and the image of Callista Gingrich swooning Nancy Reagan style over her man, has seen him become a serious contender, just at the right time.
Like Ellis The Elephant passing gas, expect the refusal to criticize his running-mates to evaporate overnight. Especially if he gets a sniff of the nomination. Elephants are renowned for their memory, fortunately for Gingrich, the American electorate don’t remember a thing.
On their wedding day: Newt and Callista Gingrich
Callista Gingrich is projecting herself front and center in a well thought out campaign to give voters an image of a loving couple, oh dear.
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Newt is such a round, pudgy little guy, and Callista is so… pointy!
Christ almighty. I thought surely this is some kind of fabricated spoof. Well, no it isn’t. Sometimes I agree with Palin. There are two Americas.
Yup! Who would have thought we would ever agree with The Palin?
Newt is the elephant. LOL LOL LOL!