Video: “Herman Cain didn’t sexually harass me.”

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Herman Cain Sexual Harassment PSA by Funny or Die Mocks GOP Candidate

It had to happen sooner or later a panegyric on “Cain didn’t sexually attack me.

Herman Cain’s name should not be sullied. Thanks to the Funny or Die or die folks, the GOP hopeful will not be sullied by liberal media. The “Herman Cain Sexual Harassment Ad” features all of the women Cain has not sexually harassed speaking out against all the “lies.” The percentage of women he allegedly sexually harassed is so low, perhaps he shouldn’t worry.

 

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“The women who know Herman Cain, and some that don’t, come to his defense against charges of sexual harassment.” The PSA opens with Cain discussing the sexual harassment allegations at the Republican debate on CNBC.

For every one person that comes forward with a false accusation, there are probably… there are thousands who will say none of that sort of activity ever came from Herman Cain.

The statistics bear out his statement: One woman mocked liberal media when she said, Let’s say he’s harassed 90 women. That’s only 0.000000214 percent of the world’s entire female population.

 

 

A seemingly endless montage of Cain supporters state their names, “I’ve never been sexually harassed by Herman Cain” and cry out that the “Democratic machine” and “the liberal media” to “Stop the lies!”

One woman stated, Herman Cain has got a lot of stuff twirling around in his head and he doesn’t have time for sexual harassment.

Another, noting his concern about her health, said He’s always making sure we check for breast cancer and look for lumps. Pretty much every day.

A third woman proclaimed, I’ve never met him and I have no idea who he is. So I’m virtually positive he hasn’t harassed me.

Then a rather dazed looking man pops up saying, “I’m a dude so mostly we just talked about how much we both like t——.”

Mad Mike’s American thanks the folks at Funny or Die, and—probably—Herman Cain.

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