Jesus Jumpers Jumping for Santorum
Praise Jesus! The jumpers are jumping and the crazy christians will be preaching from their pulpits today! It seems Rick Santorum is the flavor of the day for the god bangers.
Rick Santorum’s quest to emerge as the conservative alternative to Mitt Romney received a boost today from a group of evangelicals and others who voted to back his candidacy in a last-ditch effort to stop the front-runner’s march to the nomination.
About 150 social conservatives meeting in Texas sided with Santorum over a home-state favorite, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich. The gathering reflected their dissatisfaction with Romney over abortion rights and other issues and their belief that they needed to unite behind one contender if they had any hope of derailing the former Massachusetts governor after his victories in Iowa and New Hampshire. Their decision comes a week before the next contest, Jan. 21 in South Carolina, where social conservatives are an influential voting bloc. But it was not immediately clear what effect the backing will have.
How painful is this? Jesus doing the jumping …. America politics. Who can help us?
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Jesus save us from your followers and ALL REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS!