Asexuals next target of the GOP?

The republicans are preparing the speeches, and the Catholics the rules.  You see there are people who don’t give a fuck about fucking, and they’re known as “asexuals.”  Given the current political climate where gays, atheists, women, and other minorities are considered second class citizens, no doubt asexuals will soon join their ranks as they become more visible.

I can hear Rick Santorum now:

It is our duty to propagate the species. Men must marry women and that marriage must be consummated.  This is what our lord god has determined, and it’s in the bible.  So it is written so let it be done.

Here’s the story:

(NEWSER) – With all the debates over homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals, and just plain sex, it’s hard to believe any group could be left out. But there is one—the asexuals. People with no interest in any sort of sex are estimated to be 1% of the population, but thanks to the Internet this is another group that is finding its voice and beginning to organize, reports theGuardian. “Theoretically the absence of sexual desire shouldn’t be a problem,” says one sex researcher. “But ours is a media which suggests hypersexuality is the norm. Potentially, asexuality has become a ‘problem’ as it became more visible, and in a sense it’s become the new stigma.”

An asexual online group, the Asexual Visibility and Education Network, now has more than 50,000 members. Asexual advocates point out that even though people are uninterested in sex, they still can have typical emotional and relationship needs. “Living in a world that holds the romantic and the sexual as the highest ideals possible is difficult,” says a 20-year-old biology student. “The most pervasive effect on my life at the moment is how many conversations revolve around sex and the sexual attractiveness of certain people that I just don’t really want to join in with.”

What do you think?  Will the republicans want to legislate the behavior of the “asexual community?”