Douchebag manufacturers protest Santorum association

The Association of American Safe Douchebag United Manufacturers (AASDUM) are protesting the use of the words “Douchebag” and “Santorum” in the same sentence.

In a statement today they are claiming their products being associated with republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum is having a negative effect on sales.

Things came to a head when a Facebook page Rick Santorum is a Douchebag came to their attention.

AASDUM protest that their products enhance the quality of life for millions of American women.

Part of the AASDUM Statement:

Twenty-seven per cent of of American women age 15 to 44 douche regularly and that adds up to a very healthy bottom line for the members of AASDUM. We do not like our products being associated with that douchebag person Santorum.

Does this like like Rick Santorum to you?

Rick Santorum is a Douchebag will run and run

AASDUM also said they will go all the way to the Supreme Court to protect the integrity of their products. Its worth pointing out to the AASDUM collective that several members of our esteemed judiciary could have a Facebook page proclaiming the fact that they are indeed a “Douchebag”.

Instead of taking the high road, perhaps AASDUM could start naming their latest models after politicians. Conservative women could take pride in using the newest “Santorum Douchebag.”

Does this look like a Douchebag to you?

 
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