Romney should turn to Bizarro World for support
Mitt Romney can’t catch a break. He and his Super Pac millions have seen off challenges from all-comers, except the one from Rick Santorum.
After Moon King Newt Gingrich won in South Carolina, Mitt’s millions took him apart in Florida. He had already swept aside the shaky campaigns of Michele Bachmann, Jon Huntsman and Rick Perry. But now, Rick Santorum is leading in the polls, this after a stunning trifecta, winning in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri. Mitt cannot get enough love from republican voters to give him a lead he has tried so hard to buy.
Gingrich will drop out and return home soon
Newt Gingrich was a sitting duck for the Romney campaign to aim at. His willingness to babble contributed to his defeat. But Santorum is a more elusive target, and Romney must be more than a little worried. Rick Santorum could beat him his home state of Michigan. If he does, the Romney campaign could crumble, and the big money will move away to the next great white hope.
The only chance Romney has is to flood the airwaves with positive ads about himself. He cannot attack Santorum’s values or his marriage, although Santorum being Catholic could be drawback, but then so is being a Mormon in the eyes of many Evangelicals.
An alternative strategy for Romney would be to emigrate to Bizarro World. A place created by DC Comics in the 1960s. In the Bizarro World of “Htrae” (“Earth” spelled backwards), society is ruled by the Bizarro Code which states “Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!”
Perhaps in the cube-shaped Bizarro World, Romney would spend no money and get all the support and love he craves.
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Problem is on Bizaro World they already got a Romney of their own. A dirt poor but popular hard working honest man. Who’s running for the democrats.
B for BIGOTED
I for IRRATIONAL
Z for ZEALOT
A for ADVERSARIAL
R for RETARDED
R for REPUBLICAN
O for OBNOXIOUS
R for RIDICULOUS
O for OBSESSIVE
M for MORONIC
N for NAUSEATING
E for ERRONEOUS
Y for YAHOO
Well done!!