Rush Limbaugh-poster boy for the new and unimproved GOP

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Georgetown Law student and 'reproductive rights' activist Sandra Fluke spoke at a hearing held by a handful of Democrats on Feb. 23, 2012 about the lack of birth control available at the Jesuit college she attends. (CNSNews.com/Penny Starr)

Ah, Rush Limbaugh. We can always count on him for misogynistic comments about Democratic first ladies and daughters, whining about “femi-Nazis”, calling liberals stupid and lazy and insulting African Americans. But I believe Mr. Limp Balls…oh sorry…Limbaugh, may have actually outdone himself with his latest foray into WTF land.

A little over a week ago, our do nothing congress held hearings on women’s contraception. During the first session, Darrell “I swear that’s my car, officer” Issa refused to let women testify. You know, because middle aged men know more about the Pill than any dumb chick. One of the women scheduled to testify was Sandra Fluke. She wanted to speak to Congress about contraception from a -GASP- woman’s perspective. She planned to mention a friend who needed contraception to prevent the growth of cysts. Darrell “STEP ON IT!” Issa refused to allow Fluke to address the all male panel, instead choosing some bishops, rabbis and old white guys to listen to instead.

Now, follow the crazy train to Rush Land. On his radio program, still popular with the Klan and Sovereign Citizens everywhere, Rushbo decided to connect some dots in regards to Sandra Fluke. He not only went off the paper, he went into space. Here’s the first part of his statement:

“Can you imagine if you were her parents how proud…you would be? Your daughter … testifies she’s having so much sex she can’t afford her own birth control pills and she wants President Obama to provide them, or the Pope.”

If you’re like me, the first thing that jumps out at you is that Rush used the word “president.” I know, strange, right? Well, that’s because he was so laser focused on Sandra Fluke’s obvious slutdom that I think he forgot how much he hates the president. He was just getting warmed up, however, and proceeded to make what I believe is the most offensive, most hateful and flat out insane statement of his career as a professional clown.

“What does it say about the college coed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex-what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.”

Okay? Okay. THIS is Rush Limbaugh, who was questioned after returning from the Dominican Republic with a giant bottle of unprescribed Viagra. THIS is Rush Limbaugh, the man who demeans and insults drug addicts, all the while ingesting enough Oxycontin to kill a village. THIS is Rush Limbaugh who despises our First Lady for daring to suggest that obesity kills while being at least 150 pounds overweight. Rush Limbaugh. Hypocrite, toady and inebriate.

Rushbo tried to back up, saying “Okay, so she’s not a slut. She’s round heeled.” “Round heeled is an outdated and extremely old fashioned term for promiscuity. Are you kidding me? Sandra Fluke’s family is going to see these words. How dare Rush Limbaugh insult a brave young woman like this? When Ed Schultz called Laura Ingraham a slut, he got laid off and had to apologize publicly. Gee, you think anything will happen to Rushbo?

Rush Limbaugh, the poster boy for the new and unimproved GOP.

Thanks to Huffington Post for Limbaugh’s quotes, and Les Miserables for “hypocrite, toady and inebriate.”

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Erin Nanasi

Erin Nanasi is an avid underwater basket weaver, with a penchant for satire and the odd wombat reference.
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Bill Formby
12 years ago

Limbaugh is an idiot but no one has the balls to take him off the air.

12 years ago

Limbaugh is a showman, nothing more or less, except being somewhat piggish which insults piggies. Beyond that I doubt he really believes everything he vomits, but that don’t mean we can’t see the carrots and the corn. Vile creature he is.

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