Mitt Romney offers $1 million for electrician’s tax returns

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Mitt Romney and his campaign staff have no shame. Yesterday they offered a Detroit electrician $1 million for the use his tax returns for the past 15 years.

Willard Mitt Romney was born in Detroit on March 12, 1947. He retired from Bain Capital (maybe) in 1999. He is the presumptive republican candidate for President of the United States. William Matthew Romney was born in Detroit on March 12, 1947. He is a self-employed electrician (still working his ass off).

Mitt Romney said:

I know we won’t be able to fool the IRS, that’s OK, they’re friends of ours, but we will be able to fool the people who are considering voting for me in November. If am able to produce tax returns showing I have been earning $40,000 to $50,000 a year for the past 15 years it will quiet the critics who want to see my real tax returns. The fact that William is earning less in 2012 than he was in 1998 would be good for me, it would show the American people that I am suffering too.

William M. Romney said he was surprised by the offer, but added “I wasn’t born yesterday” although he added: “there are people out there who were, especially if they believe this crap.” William refused the offer. The Romney campaign is looking for another W.M. Romney who was born on March 12, 1947.

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A publicity shot of Mitt Romney changing a fuse

 
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Jimmy James

Jimmy James dislikes politicians and thinks they should be ridiculed at every opportunity.
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centerman
11 years ago

This sounds like a story from The Onion. Cant be real.

Erin Nanasi
11 years ago

I’d comment more, but I’m laughing too hard.

Bill Formby
Reply to  Erin Nanasi
11 years ago

I thought this particular column was for actual news. That’s why I asked.

Allen Stevens
11 years ago

That is a PERFECT picture of Mitt Romney, the presidential candidate!!

Bill Formby
11 years ago

Jimmy, is this for real? What is the source?

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