Preacher: Execute Kermit, Miss Piggy for Supporting Gay Rights
Pulpit Pounder and radio host Kevin Swanson of Generations with Vision earlier this month expressed nostalgia for the Pilgrims’ approach to homosexuality, when it was punishable by death.
On his radio show last week, he longed for a time when Christians “brought the death penalty upon homosexuality” and “for about 1,500 years that form of life had pretty much been eliminated except here and there.”
During his Friday radio broadcast, Kevin Swanson said he wanted to see “Miss Piggy on a bun” because The Muppets had dumped Chick-fil-A after restaurant founder Dan Cathy insisted the company was “guilty as charged” of funding anti-LGBT organizations.
“A Christian perspective ultimately brought the death penalty upon homosexuality between roughly 350 AD and roughly 1850 or so, for about 1,500 years that form of life had pretty much been eliminated except here and there, it was in the closet, but it was almost unheard of for over 1,000 years, until recently,” Swanson explained. “Of course, now you have a massive, massive increase in this kind of thing.”
“It’s pretty obvious to anyone who’s on looking that tolerance only runs one direction, you only can tolerate gays, you can’t tolerate those who don’t support gays,” co-host Dave Buehner observed.
“And Kermit the Frog is not eating Chick-fil-A either,” Swanson continued. “Maybe Dan Cathy should consider doing a frog filet for one of the sandwiches.”
“Dave, you know that Sesame Street and the Muppets are going to take the sodomy route,” he said, adding that the puppets may also support the North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA), a pedophilia advocacy group.
“I don’t think the frog filet will sell, just a little marketing advice, I think Miss Piggy on a bun, that’s a better bet, the winner,” Buehner suggested.
“Miss Piggy on a bun, that sounds good, a fried pig on a bun,” Swanson agreed.
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These “Christians” are getting on my last nerve ! And traffic control is badly needed at these fast-food places. Are they hungry or just showin off ?
Yeah, but it’s still pink slime, slathered in sugar, dredged in salt, fried in lard, and served between two obesity-buns. I won’t eat Chick-fil-A even if they become the Logo-TV poster restaurant.
Oh come on, everyone likes a little anti-foaming agent with their lard! Why do these guys always whip out NAMBLA? Are they members or something?
Real Christians don’t eat pork for it is unclean….
“Whip out” and “NAMBLA” are definitely two phrases one doesn’t want to see in the same sentence. 🙂