The Condom is The New Symbol of American Government

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There are several iconic images that give an impression of American government and power. The White House, the Stars and Stripes, the United States Capitol building, but in these days of getting nothing done, the new symbol of American government has to be the humble condom.

A condom allows for inflation

Halts production

Destroys the next generation

Protects a bunch of dicks

Gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!

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Jimmy James

Jimmy James dislikes politicians and thinks they should be ridiculed at every opportunity.
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11 years ago

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