All the Single Mommies
As a former single mother, it was a bit of a jaw-dropping moment when I listened to Mitt Romney blame single parents for gun violence and giving birth to future Mexican drug lords. As a Beyonce fan, I knew immediately what I had to do: take “All The Single Ladies” and rewrite it for Mitt Romney.
I pulled out my Women’s Trapper Keeper Binder of Doom (mine’s pink with big yellow polka-dots stuck to it, what color is your super special Romney binder?) and penned a little something for all the single moms. With a big thank you to Beyonce, I present “All The Single Mommies.”
All the single mommies, all the single mommies
All the single mommies, all the single mommies
All the single mommies, all the single mommies
All the single mommies
Put your guns up
Romney says
Single moms
Are causing all this gun play
No dad in sight
Kids just might
Shoot up the mall next Monday
He’s all like this
He’s all like that
Don’t pay him any attention
Romney’s got
No plan at all
Just binders for the ladies
‘Cause if he liked us then he wouldn’t lie about us
If he liked us then he wouldn’t lie about us
Don’t be mad when he doesn’t want to make a fuss
‘Cause if he liked us he wouldn’t lie about us
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(Chorus repeats)
He’s got binders filled
With gals that he
Never would have hired
In Romney’s world
If you’re on the pill
Odds are you’ll get fired
I don’t need no permission, did I mention
Don’t pay him any attention
“Cause he had his turn, and now he’s gonna learn
What is really feels like to lose us
(Chorus)
Don’t treat us to the things of the world
We’re not those kind of girls
Respect is what we prefer, what we deserve
Where’s a man who likes us and won’t insult us
And delivers us to a destiny
Of equality and discovery
Show us that we count
Say we’re the ones you hear
If you don’t
You’ll never win
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone
“Cause if he liked us then he wouldn’t lie about us
If he liked us then he wouldn’t lie about us
Don’t be mad when he doesn’t want to make a fuss
“Cause if he liked us then he wouldn’t lie about us
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Beyonce – “Single Ladies” OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO by vidsuperstar
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Great post Erin. I was a single Mom and I guess after hearing his dumb comment, I should be happy my son is a successful environmental scientist…oh, that would make Romney very unhappy too.
Eeehah! Lovin’ on this. Bring it home. Those of us who have vaginas know we don;t need aromny in the way of our our play.
I left my own Amazon binder review for the wimmins.
Ha! Ha! I luv this.
Don’t be mad when he doesn’t want to make a fuss
‘Cause if he liked us he wouldn’t lie about us
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ha! Ha! Ha!!! Sharing all over the place.
Thanks so much! I’m just glad I got remarried, or else my son would be armed with an AR-15 and selling meth out of the back of our Pacifica.
What a slacker you raised, he should be selling bath salts too 😉
Can you believe this Romney Erin?? What a guy huh? I don’t get why so many women ARE voting for him. Fun song rewrite.
Erin you’re not the only one who can’t get that song out of your head! I love it.
Good work Erin. You’ve hit it out of the park again. This website compliments your writing and you guys are a good fit.
Thank you! One problem-I can’t get that song out of my head. 🙂