Fire Wayne LaPierre: He’s too soft on gun control
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It is with heavy, yet patriotic heart, that I am forced to call for the recall of the America’s sweetheart Wayne LaPierre, CEO of the National Rifle Association. I understand that I defended his calls for more guns to in my last article on the Godless Liberal Mad Mike’s America, yet recent facts have come to light which compelled me to make this decision.
The problem with Mr. LaPierre’s position is it just doesn’t go far enough. The threat of a victim owning a gun is no deterrent to a criminal with a gun. Nations have had guns since the 17th century and that never deterred them from war. But once Harry Truman nuked the Japanese we discovered a real deterrent. That is why we must in the name of law, order and humanity, legalize the ownership of nuclear weapons.
Adam Lanza and Jared Loughner were nuts but were they any nuttier than Stalin or Chairman Mao? These two guys murdered millions yet they never murdered anyone with a nuclear weapon, because as crazy as they were, they feared the bomb. Khrushchev embarrassingly slammed his shoe on a table at the United Nations rather than face the wrath of Kennedy and the bomb.
The Chinese have been slowly moving towards capitalism rather than risk nuclear war.
Rogue nations such as North Korea and Iran actively pursue nuclear weapons since as nutty as they are, they know that guns and conventional missiles are no deterrent. They saw what happened to Hussein. They saw our forces are still in Afghanistan because Afghans don’t have the bomb.
Just as the only answer to the government’s lack of revenue [to pay for socialist government programs] is to lower taxes, the only way to deter criminals is to recognize the only deterrent is a nuclear armed public. The bad guys don’t fear the gun anymore. They keep shooting themselves after shooting people before a good guy can shoot them. But we know from over 60 years experience bad guys fear nuclear incineration. Nukes have kept the world safe over 60 years. It’s time to let individuals keep themselves safe by legalizing the private ownership of nuclear weapons.
Because Wayne LaPierre has taken the pansy and un-American view of limiting the type of weapon ownership loyal Americans can enjoy, he has put innocent lives at risk. I feel his usefulness as NRA chief executive is over. He has gone left and soft. I will humbly accept by acclamation his job at the National Rifle Association’s next meeting.
May God bless the bomb and may God bless America.
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Excellent Joe. Smith and Wesson and Colt are probably retooling as we write our comments.
Freedom! Praise Jesus Joe!
The right to keep and bear cool stuff shall not be infringed no matter how many people might get killed Lincoln. Dead innocent bystanders are the price we pay for freedom.
I believe it is called collateral damage Joe. A concept of relativity in the philosophical sense wouldn’t’ you agree?
Hey Joe. I’d like a cruise missile to go with my newly purchased vintage battleship. Do you think that’s covered by the Second Amendment?
LOL Joe! Well done man 🙂
There are some things that men will always think need to be bigger Peter. I would never restrict a big nuke to a certain time of day. They need to be ready to go 24/7.
So Joe the big question is: are there any restrictions on the size of the nukes and can they be used after 6PM?
My U.S. Chamber of Commerce approved plan is to remove tariffs and other free trade barriers so foreign nations can export nukes to us cheaply and more efficiently than the greedy overpaid workers here.
Once our workers are unemployed and starving because welfare and entitlements are cut they will open thier own businesses so they can buy imported nuclear weapons and our nation can once again be the shining city on the hill. We will be safe and free. I see a thousand points of light. You are with us or against us.
Les: you’re tough man. I can never tell when you’re serious or kidding.
Joe, I am what I am. You are not the first to make that comment. I’ll just say this, I march to my own beat, and I am nobody’s butler.
LMAO! You have really outdone yourself on this one. 😉
Does your plan include government subsidizing the costs of these weapons? After all, we have been subsidizing the government’s nuclear program since the 1940s. It seems only fair.
My Granddad used to say a nuclear citizen is a free citizen.
You tell ’em Joe. Bastards. We need our nukes!!