Dating advice for those would be studs: don’t use handcuffs
About Bill FormbyI consider myself a conservative pragmatic progressive liberal, meaning that I think practically liberal, act practically liberal, and I am not going to change in the near future. But, if I do you’ll be the first to hear about it.
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From time to time one of my really talented colleagues at MadMikesAmerica (MMA) writes a post on his dating problems. So, being somewhat older, most likely a lot older [and maybe a little wiser] I am always looking to find him some good tips on dating. You know, little things that might help him get his stars lined up with persons of the female gender, or, conversely, things not to do that would get those stars crossed and bent all out of shape.
Now understand, I have only met Greg through his writings here on MMA so I hope he takes this in the lighthearted spirit for which it is intended, but in any event it is a good piece of advice for any of you young studs out there.
DON’T DO THIS: It is bad form to handcuff any female without her permission and even then she would probably prefer that they be fur lined. Another point to consider, few women consider handcuffs to be good taste in arm jewelery. Nah, they don’t buy that they are neat bracelets. But, most of all, really, it is illegal to handcuff a woman just to get a date. She will likely show her appreciation by having your butt locked up. SO DON’T DO THIS!!
Ga. man who handcuffed self to woman gets 4 years
RINGGOLD, Ga. (AP) — A north Georgia man who handcuffed himself to a female Taco Bell co-worker has been sentenced to serve four years in prison.The Rome News-Tribune reports that 25-year-old Jason Earl Dean of Dalton handcuffed himself to the 18-year-old woman in August 2011 in an attempt to convince her to go on a date with him.
Lookout Mountain Assistant District Attorney Alan Norton says a Catoosa County Superior Court judge sentenced Dean to four years in prison followed by six years on probation. Dean had been charged with false imprisonment.
Norton says Dean is also not allowed to have any contact with the victim or her family.
Information from: Rome, GA News-Tribune, And The Associated Press.
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Carol Maietta views
January 11, 2013 at 10:38 am
Wow…I like this guys determination but can see how this might put off a woman BEFORE the first date. Thanks for helping me smile so early in the morning, Bill.
Bill Formby
January 11, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Determination vs. Obsession. I don’t know. You are welcome for the smile.
gregory b gonzalez
January 11, 2013 at 4:11 pm
This guy is a serious idiot! What, nobody believes in sending flowers anymore?!
Michael John Scott
January 11, 2013 at 10:52 am
What Carol said Bill
Bill Formby
January 11, 2013 at 12:07 pm
What I said to Carol, Mike.
Jess
January 11, 2013 at 11:44 am
I’ll add to this by saying, if you do use the cuffs with the permission of the lady, make sure you have a safe word she can pronounce
Bill Formby
January 11, 2013 at 12:08 pm
I gave him three Jess. Don’t Do This!
Jess
January 11, 2013 at 2:57 pm
Well yeah that is for non permission and those are three good words. I am talking with permission. Gotta make sure I…oops… the lady in question can pronounce the safeword.
Bill Formby
January 12, 2013 at 1:09 am
OK, I got it. You, I mean the lady should pick the safe word.
Jess
January 12, 2013 at 1:25 pm
AYUP. Of course when you are popped by the San Francisco PD at a protest, when you ask them if there is a safe word, make sure you are out of the way when they laugh so hard they kinda spit on you. Yep, that really happened when I asked the arresting officer if he had a safe word I could use, to get the cuffs off before being taken to the grey bar hotel.
Dale Fisk
January 11, 2013 at 12:17 pm
What? No handcuffs? What do I tell my wife and girlfriend?
Bill Formby
January 11, 2013 at 2:14 pm
See the part about willing partners Dale. Just remember, if they complain, you are up the proverbial creek without a boat never mind the paddle.
gregory b gonzalez
January 11, 2013 at 4:15 pm
You know, you people are always focusing on the negative. Look at it this way- at least he didn’t use anal beads on her.
Dale Fisk
January 11, 2013 at 7:00 pm
What? No paddle? No anal beads? What’s next? No whips and chains?
Jess
January 11, 2013 at 8:52 pm
I’m with you on the paddle and whips since you cannot have your dungeon only having my little ponies in there now can you? The chains and anal beads one can do without, unless one is into that.
Jess
January 11, 2013 at 8:50 pm
Well now, they may very well have a nice paddle. Don’t judge me people, or I will go looking for new internet friends
Bill Formby
January 12, 2013 at 1:11 am
No judgements allowed Jess, of you or anyone else. I thought this was a great ha, ha moment.
Michael John Scott
January 12, 2013 at 2:29 pm
LOL Jess, as Bill says no judging here just a good laugh
Sammy @ OceansofPeople.com
January 15, 2013 at 7:18 am
If it is a dating event, handcuff would be okay because its one of the fun activity of the event. But in real life, handcuffing a any person is illegal even your intention is only to get know the person.