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Mr. Cuban tweeted that this was not how to get him to invest money.
I just want to say that although I have no start up or business interest outside of MMA, which MadMike has neither given me any pay or the the twelve pack of vintage Blatz Beer he promised, I would gladly show Mr. Cuban the respect a kind, generous and successful billionaire deserves so he could proudly send me money.
Mr. Cuban; you have been a great NBA franchise owner. The Dallas Mavericks are truly America’s Team, regardless of what Dallas Cowboy fans think. If you were to run for president I would proudly vote for you even if you ran as a republican. In fact, I would send you a donation even though through your genius business efforts donations are unnecessary.
Your philanthropy is legendary. You dress with the style and flair of Oscar Wilde and all women wish they could be your partner. (Screw you Warren Beatty)
Daniel Craig modeled his portrayal of James Bond after you Mr. Cuban, as your cool and suaveness are unrivaled by any man alive, and I understand you know karate. You are indeed a bad motherf*cker!
Through my contributions here at Mad Mike’s America and other sites I have gained a reputation for truth, wisdom and giving the finger to the establishment. These responsibilities cost money. Only through the support of generous benefactors like the generous and wonderful Mark Cuban can I hope to continue flipping off “the man.” (Who by the way is still Dick Cheney)
A donation of one to two million dollars would help me continue this important work Mr. Cuban. I know you love America and want to do all you can to further the cause of free speech. Please send your check to me, C/O Mad Mike’s America and together we can build a better nation.