Do recent catastrophic events signal End of Times?
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Be afraid, be very afraid. We may have come upon the ‘End Times’ as prophesied in the Book that Jesus Wrote, known more commonly as The Bible. It seems that every day, serious shit like volcanic eruptions, asteroids, earthquakes, tsunamis, sinkholes, whale strandings, (and that’s just in February), is happening. If you don’t believe me all you have to do is spend a few hours you’ll never get back reading St. Malachy’s prophesy.
Lighting strikes Cross on top of Vatican cathedral, toppling it.
St. Malachy was an Irish bishop who lived in the 12th century. His most famous prophecy, which came to him in a vision from You-Know-Who, concerns the sequence of popes.
The prophecy consist of 112 short Latin descriptions of future popes; the uncanny prophecies were discovered in 1590 and attributed to Malachy. Each description indicates one identifying trait for each future pope, beginning with Celestine II, who was elected in 1130. In some instances, the descriptions hit home in an uncanny way; they have led to centuries of speculation that the prophecy might be a real one which leads to the big question: what’s next dude?
According to the prophesy, there are only two popes left in Malachy’s prophecy, “the glory of the olive” and “Peter the Roman.” The latter will supposedly lead the Church through many tribulations, concluding with the last judgment, meaning the apocalypse.
If true that would mean we were in the “End Times.” With that in mind I would expect the College of Cardinals to be careful not to elect as the next pope anyone who likes olives, and the one after should probably hail from Botswana and be called Sammy, which is a real Botswana name. He would then be known forever as Sammy the Botswanan.
So be careful out there and remember, if you haven’t given Big Jesus a hug and declared him Lord and Master of All in the Universe, you are fucked.
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Dale Fisk
March 6, 2013 at 10:04 am
Holy shit. Just watched most of that freaking video and I can tell you when you put all of these events together in a 16 minute clip you start to think you might be “fucked.”
Jerry D.
March 6, 2013 at 10:06 am
Cosmic and not so cosmic events take place all the time, all over the globe. Nothing new here except maybe the number of volcanic eruptions, and of course the meteor fragments hitting Russia, and the unparalleled number of whale and dolphin groundings….uh oh.
Hisrighthand
March 6, 2013 at 10:14 am
Jesus is coming to the world and your right your fucked if you havent accepted hin as your Lord and Savior. You atheists will be praying on your knees for mercy of the Lord.
Michael John Scott
March 6, 2013 at 10:19 am
I think you’ve been spending far too much time with your right hand dude. You’ll find no followers over here.
Jess
March 6, 2013 at 8:39 pm
I hope when he does come, he gives his followers spelling lessons. You’re not your, twice even and hin, really REALLY bad form, dissing Lawd Hammercy like that.
Johnny Depp is the only god I believe in. Now, the invisible pink unicorn and the flying spaghetti monster are entirely different deities altogether. R’amen and bless the glittery little invisible hooves.
Signed: Spelling Police Captain Jess
Is there anything higher than captain in the police? If so, I just promoted myself.
James Smith
March 7, 2013 at 6:59 am
What’s fucked is your semi-illiterate use of English. Specifically “your” vs “you’re” and the absence of needed apostrophes.
But all of that is just we godless heathens placing facts and knowledge before unsubstantiated beliefs.
To listed to some people, the world has been “going to the dogs” for centuries. Those dogs have been very patient. Personally, the place might be better off if the dogs ran it. Their attitude seems to be, if you can’t eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away.
Joe Hagstrom
March 6, 2013 at 10:46 am
At my age I’ll take all the “fucking” I can get.
Kooks have been ranting on end times nonsense since the beginning times. The latest antichrist is probably Assad since Hugo Chavez’s death.
I used to hang with a Jesus freak who had a new end time theory with each church he attended. He’s still nuts.
Michael John Scott
March 6, 2013 at 10:48 am
LOL Joe. I’ve known a couple of those kooks and avoided them like the plague. Agh…PLAGUE!!
Jess
March 6, 2013 at 8:44 pm
Can they just be raptured already so the rest of us can get to doing things that will benefit the planet please. Here ya go, March Madness for popery and all that
http://www.popebracket.com/
RickRay
March 7, 2013 at 8:04 am
Oh no, not another extinction level event ! This will be the 6th, or is it the 7th one? Some people watch too much of the series, “SUPERNATURAL.”
Norman Rampart
March 8, 2013 at 6:33 pm
You athiests had better watch out! GOD HAS RETURNED!!!!
Bowie’s released an album after 10 years away!!!! Don’t screw with GOD!!! He’ll sing you to death!…I’m in heaven!!!
Is ‘Hisrighthand’ a mickey take or is he a real person?
Please don’t frighten me with ‘he’s a real person’……and if he’s real can’t he at least spell correctly?…Although then I’d be even more frightened…an intelligent bible basher…oh dear…