Katrina type storms more frequent but Christians don’t believe it
For those climate change deniers, or the uber-ignorant wing of the republican party, you will be surprised to find out that Katrina just may come knocking at your door next door, say scientists. Oh. Sorry. You guys don’t believe in science. Well, when the next Katrina blows down your front door, and washes away your Bible, just shake your head wisely and say “it’s God’s will.”
Now on to the science: A new study offers a dire warning about climate change: Huge, powerful, destructive storms like Katrina could be relatively commonplace by century’s end.
Researchers have discovered that intense storm surges, typically the deadliest aspect of such storms, could become 10 times as frequent over upcoming decades if the climate warms by 3.6 degrees. “This means that there will be a Katrina-magnitude storm surge every other year,” says the lead researcher. One estimate puts the expected temperature rise at between 2.0 and 5.2 degrees over the rest of the century—and that’s a best-case scenario, USA Today notes.
What happens is when the climate gets 0.7 degrees warmer, that “corresponds to a doubling of the frequency of extreme storm surges like the one during Hurricane Katrina,” the researcher notes. “We have already crossed the threshold where more than half of all ‘Katrinas’ are due to global warming.” But another climate expert calls the study “very misleading” because it’s constructed from “a very incomplete data set”—tide gauge measurements at just six Southeastern locations.
So keep on praying you Krazy Kristians. You never know, the next Katrina just might hit your neighbor instead.
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Jim, I will bow to whatever it is you said. I mean that quite seriously old bean.
I turned up here quite late at night and I am getting very tired and beddy byes awaits shortly.
I will tell you this peeps.
You have a chap on MMA who knows his stuff and has a mind that many of us would die to have.
Top bloke Jim. Big time mate.
We can’t ‘pull it off’ because we have ‘little people’ running the show. Little people who, frankly, would never have the balls to.
Such is life mate.
Crackin’ post Mike and crackin’ response Jim old bean!….and James? You already know I think you’re THE MAN so don’t sulk eh? After all, it’s ‘God’s will’ 😉
You’re totally correct. “Gods will – fuck you up” But only if you listen to people who believe in them.
I harp on the Council of Nicaea quite a bit…generally not in a good way. But I see an opportunity for something similar here that might help reconcile some of the challenges between faith and science.
In 325 AD, in a brilliant master stroke, Roman Emperor Constantine assembled political and religious leaders of all stripes and hammered out a magnificent deal that consolidated all power in Rome. It’s also said that Constantine was old, frail and fearful of his fate after death, so he was hedging his bets on the then new, fragmented Christian faith. More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea
So, why can’t one or several world leaders convene a new “Ecumenical Council” to reconcile differences between politics, science and faith? This new “grand bargain” could serve as political cover for all council representatives and enable them to hammer out a deal that, for just one example, reinterprets the bible to accommodate the Jurassic period as a fact and not just a joke on humans by God. Similar negotiations might address fact deficits in man-on-the-street versions of Islam and so on.
This IS exactly what happened in 325 and subsequent Ecumenical Councils. Christianity was comprised of many factions and at war with itself and the rest of the world’s religions. Constantine managed to very artfully integrate pagan rituals and celebrations with Christian “holy-day” observances and create the likes of Christmas, Easter and so on…accommodating more or less all faiths of the time and bringing relative peace and harmony to the empire. Christianity became the official state religion, and thus “world” power (as it was at the time) was concentrated in Rome (yes, I know about all those other places in the world that were not under Roman rule, but Rome was still the world “super-power” of the time).
So, back to the hypothesis. If Constantine, who was by then a doddering old fart, could pull this off, why can’t we? Christianity has a long history of being dragged, kicking and screaming, into acknowledging the science of the day. At one time, they’d execute (e.g. murder) as heretics scientists who, for example, postulated a heliocentric universe. But sooner or later they get with the program and face reality. A new Ecumenical Council could achieve a rapid escalation in acceptance of current, undeniable reality by simply redefining facts and scripture to be in harmony. Dogma would change, and, therefore, the minds of the faithful would change.
We have the opportunity: Devil-incarnate, Barack Obama, and the new Pope, Francis, could pull this off as hosts and primary instigators. Other faith leaders and political leaders could be invited to the table along with about 1000 Jesuit scholars to pick apart the various iterations of the Bible — and another 1000 Islamic scholars (who have far greater faith in science to begin with) — and come up with a new faith-based description of reality that incorporates most of modern science. The end result would be a redefinition of reality that would be embraced by most mainstream faiths and further marginalize the most extreme “fundamentalists.”
But you already gave them an out. “It’s god’s will.” Personally, I cannot understand why a loving god would do that. Why would he destroy the lives, property, and livelihoods of the faithful? Why doesn’t he wipe out the atheist North Koreans, for example?
Maybe I just don’t have enough faith? Hmm, perhaps I should re-read my own essay on that at: https://slrman.wordpress.com/2010/08/04/80/
Praise JEEESUUUSSS! I also wonder why any deity so omnipotent would need constant praise from mere humans? I guess I’m just an old heathen reprobate?