- CRITTER TALK
- SCI/TECH/OTHER STUFF
I goes ‘FZZZZT!’ and she laughs!!! She laughs!!!! At me!!!!!!
I doesn’t care. I ‘as already pissed on the Man Two Legs and I will piss on her too!!!!
Laughings at me spittings!!!!
They ‘as no idea who I is.
They will learn!!!
I is Maximus Spittimus – The Emperor Maximus Spittimus!!!!
The Universe only exists because I is in it!!!!
Oh how they will learnimuss!!!!
I ‘as learned to typeimuss by the ways.
These are my adventures and I is tellings them!!!!
There is other cats here when I arrives. Princess Puffball is blindimuss and has to have a bath every week cause she stinkimuss too!
DJ and Scampi are the elders. I will learn from them. Cuddles Junior or CJ is a stray that just walked in one day and stayed. The Two Legs let just anything walk in MY house??????
Bumble aka The Bumbles aka Bumbleeny thinks she is the boss cat.
I will show her who is bossimuss right now
‘OW!!! She batted me with her paw!!!!
She will learn who I is.
I is The Emporer Maximus Spittimus and my adventures are just begining!!!!
I ‘AS SPOKENED!