Monstrous Ann Coulter Refuses to Fly With Black Pilot

Ann-CoulterFolks this story was originally published on January 29, 2013, but when it involves Ann Coulter, monster extraordinaire, it’s always news, and guaranteed to disgust.  This article from the Daily Currant is no exception:

Conservative commentator and author Ann Coulter refused to stay on board a Miami to New York commercial airline flight today after learning the pilot was a woman of African-American descent.

According to witness reports Coulter was concerned the experienced, decorated pilot in question may have gained her position as a result of affirmative action and wasn’t fully qualified to fly.

The incident began when Coulter boarded the American Airlines flight and took up her first class seat. After a trip to the bathroom, she noticed the pilot was a black woman and became immediately distraught.

According to passengers, at that point Coulter stood at the front of the cabin and began screaming her concerns to the entire flight as they finished boarding.

“Aw come on people, a black woman flying a plane? You know she got that job through affirmative action. Am I the only one worried about this? I mean hello? Our lives are at stake here…”

Ann of mean labels

The confused passengers weren’t sure what to make of Coulter’s outburst, and remained completely silent.

“Really? So we’re just gonna let this happen? We’re gonna let political correctness determine our safety? Is this what we’ve come to in Obama’s America? Letting just anyone fly a plane out of fear of being called a racist?”

“Oh come on don’t be coy. I know you’re all thinking it! I just have the courage to say what everyone on this plane is thinking. Am I right?”

“I mean what’s next? Are we gonna let Mexicans become doctors now? Jesus Christ people!”

Realizing her efforts to provoke a mutiny had come to naught, Coulter then took her carry-on bags and bolted back up the jetway towards the gate against the orders of the flight attendants.

Final descent into madness

In reality the pilot of the plane was trained by the U.S. Air Force and was a decorated veteran of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, where she flew aerial refueling missions for transport and reconnaissance aircraft.

She has been flying for American Airlines for four years, and is one of that airline’s most experienced 737 pilots.

After the incident Coulter was taken in for questioning because violating the instructions of flight attendants is a federal offense. Law enforcement officials, however, say no charges will be filed.

“Clearly this woman has some sort of mental illness,” explains TSA spokesperson Dirk Diggler, “We recommended against pressing charges, and mandated a full psychiatric evaluation.”

Coulter, however, is unapologetic about her actions. In a statement released on her official Tumblr account she defended her decision to stay off the plane.

“I made the best decision I could with the information I had at the time. I’m not gonna risk my life for the sake of some liberal fantasy of equality. ”

Coulter is known for her controversial views on race, and is the author of the recent book Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama.

My God what a bitch!

Now that’s all said and done, acknowledging that Ann Coulter is, in fact, a bitch, we should point out the Daily Currant is an English language satirical newspaper whose stories are purely fictional, and this one is no exception, but hey I can see this happening can’t you?

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8 Responses to Monstrous Ann Coulter Refuses to Fly With Black Pilot

  1. Gabriel

    September 28, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    I am amazed such a developed country can still have a people like. Where I come from people are normal and not fake. I feel sorry for this lady. In my country we have law for it and she would be arrest at list 2 years….

  2. Norman Rampart

    April 27, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    So she isn’t concerned that her white male pilot is a junky?

    Surely we want our pilots to be well trained and able to take us from A to B and beyond safely regardless of color?

    Clearly not.

    Silly bitch.

  3. Bill Formby

    April 25, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    Yeah, but it just sounds so, so right doesn’t it? I mean I can just picture it. I think it is prophetic. It will happen right after Hillary is elected as the next POTUS.

    • Mark Willis

      April 25, 2013 at 2:10 pm

      Bill I couldn’t agree more. When that happens the Right will go even more around the bend.

  4. Carol Maietta

    April 25, 2013 at 11:08 am

    The author of the fantasy wrote the perfect line for her” “some liberal fantasy of equality”. PERFECT!

  5. James Smith

    April 25, 2013 at 9:47 am

    I think this woman is mentally very disturbed. She says enough things that discredit her to normal, rational people. We don’t have to make up anything. She does enough by her own stupidity.

  6. RickRay

    April 25, 2013 at 9:25 am

    Aw, too bad it isn’t true, it would give me one more reason of the thousands I already have to hate the Rethuglicans!