13 Bizarre Sex Records

The Guinness Book may lack “personal” Records but we don’t.

Mad Mike’s America presents news of the weird and bizarre as often as possible, and in this case sex couldn’t wait.

Mad Mike’s America presents the most recent list of the world’s most bizarre sex, childbirth, and marriage records from 2010. From an 82-year-old prostitute to a 500-person orgy—meet some of the world record holders you may not see in the Guinness Book of World Records.

 

Bizzare sex records

 

World’s Largest Penis—13.5 inches

The official largest penis belongs to a man measured and documented by Dr. Robert Dickinson in early 20th Century—13.5 inches (34 cm) long and 6.25 inches (16 cm) in circumference.

The living owner of the world’s biggest human penis belongs to Jonah Falcon—13.5 inches. He was measured for a TV special, so he’s one of the few guys in the world who can back up his boasts.

World’s Largest Vagina—19 in

Scottish giantess Anna (Swan) Bates (1846-1888) is recorded as the woman who had the world’s largest vagina. She grew to a maximum height of 7′ 8″ at age 19. She joined a side show where she met, fell in love with, and married a shorter man. Captain Martin Bates was a mere midget of a man—7 foot 3.5 inches tall.

Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke’s cranium measured about 19 inches (48cm) in circumference. The minimum dilation of Swan’s passage is calculated at 6 inches (just over 15 cm) The normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.

Swan gave birth to two children—neither survived.

World’s Most Prolific Mother—69 babies

Valentina Vassilyeva set the record for most children birthed by a single woman. She gave birth to 69 children—16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets—between 1725 and 1765. Of the 27 births, 67 of her 69 children survived infancy.

World’s Oldest Prostitute—82-years-old

Police in Tai Pei estimate an 82-year-old nicknamed “Grandma” is the oldest living and working prostitute. Chiu went into the business about 40 years ago after a man she lived with for two decades died. She charges 20 times less than other prostitutes.

919 guys in the same day

Lisa Sparxxx, an American pornographic actress, had sex with 919 guys in a single day during the Polish Eroticon in 2004. The highly coveted “World Gang Bang Record” changed “hands” in 2002 and 2003, when records were set at 646 and 759, respectively.

World’s Longest Man Masturbation—10 hours

Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco. He set the world record for longest session by jerking off for nine hours and 58 minutes. He came all the way from Japan just for the event, armed with a wide variety of sexual aids. Sato “beat” his 2008 record of 9 hours and 33 minutes.

World’s Strongest Vagina—lifts 31 lbs with her vagina

Tatiata Kozhevnikova, a 42-year-old Russian woman, has the world’s strongest vagina. She lifted almost 31 pounds (14 kilograms) of weights. Her secret? She exercised her Kegel muscles for 15 years. Kozhevnikova said, After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

World’s Oldest Father

At 90 years old, Indian farmer Nanu Ram Jogi fathers his 21st child. He is married to his fourth wife and plans to continue siring children until he is 100.

World’s Oldest mother

At 70-years-old, Omkari Panwar’s desire for another child and become the world’s oldest mother never crossed her mind. Her husband, 77, supported her. The couple paid for IVF to produce a male heir to the family’s smallholdings. The retired farmer sold his buffalos, mortgaged his land, spent his life savings, and took out a credit card loan.

Mrs Panwar gave birth to twins—a boy and girl—by emergency Caesarean section in hospital in Muzaffarnagar, seven hours drive north of the Indian capital New Delhi. The twins were born healthy, weighing two pounds each.

World’s Biggest Orgy—250 couples

Japan successfully set a new world record for 250 men and women who consented to having sex in the same place at the same time. The orgy was held in a warehouse. A professional camera crew recorded the entire event. Each sex act and position was choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions. All couples were tested and had no STDs. Those featured in the video could only have sex with each other but no one else.

Yes, the entire event is available for purchase on DVD.

Youngest Father

Shaun Steard, England was 12 years old when he received the world’s record for being the youngest father. Some believe there are younger undocumented fathers.

Youngest Mother

Five-year-old Lina Medina, born in Peru in 1933, began menstruating when she was three-years-old. Her dad was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of incest, but later released due to lack of evidence. The baby was delivered by caesarean because Lina’s hips were too narrow. She never named the father.

Most Penis Removals

When King Menephta came home in 1300 B.C.E. after successfully beating the Libyans, he asked his men to chop off the penises of each member of the defeated army. He arrived home with 13,000 penises. His monument at Karnak details which penis belonged to whom—Libyan generals, Libyans, Sirculians, Etruscans, and Greeks.


Mad Mike’s America thanks the Daily Mail, Oddee, and Ask Men.


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Originally published November 2011.

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5 Responses to 13 Bizarre Sex Records

  1. Peter Coote

    November 24, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    regarding the so-called Japanese world record sex orgy, I find it difficult to believe it would be possible to persude evn 250 Japanese girls to doof their clothes in iblice for 250 men to molest them with their agreement just to establish a world record! i’ve watched the DVD of this supposed event and still don’t blieve it. Any comments?

    • Michael John Scott

      November 24, 2012 at 2:10 pm

      I think it unlikely Peter and I’ve never watched the tape.

    • Anonymous

      February 5, 2013 at 4:41 pm

      So little you know of the Japanese culture

  2. Jess

    May 11, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    World’s most prolific mother never had a uterus she had a clown car. For the record, they now have stainless steel balls for the Kegel’s ladies.
    Ok, that orgy is as close to an orgy is, as I am standing in my garage thinking I am a 66 Corvette. All they did was have sex with one partner along with 249 other couples doing the same thing. Orgies are when you have more than one partner and you get to bumping uglies with them, think speed dating. I wouldn’t watch that porn if it was the last film available to me, it would be boring as hell.

  3. Norman Rampart

    May 11, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    I am feeling so inadequate right now. Thank you for that. Possibly 😉