Looney Pat Robertson Tells Woman With Cheating Husband ‘He’s a Man’
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Certified religious loon Pat Robertson, a few grapes short of a fruit salad, has advice for women who are struggling to forgive their cheating husbands: “Well, he’s a man.” As you read the story don’t be surprised if you hear the timeless theme from Looney Tunes ringing in your ears.
On today’s 700 Club, Robertson told a distraught woman whose husband was cheating on her that she should stop focusing on the adultery and instead ponder, “Does he provide a home for you to live in, does he provide food for you to eat, does he provide clothes for you to wear, is he nice to the children…is he handsome?”
After encouraging the woman to focus on the positives rather than her husband’s adultery, which Robertson imagined to be a one night stand with a stripper in a hotel room, he said she should “give him honor instead of trying to worry about it.”
He also suggested the woman could have done more to prevent her husband from cheating: “But recognize also, like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit and what you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander.”
“What you have to do is say, ‘My husband was captured and I want to get him free,’” Robertson said, concluding that the woman should still be grateful that she lives in America: “Begin to thank God that you have a marriage that is together and that you live in America and good things are happening.”
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I want to know how people “wander a little bit.” “Oh, see, it was just a wee bit of wandering dear lass. No biggie.”
Dwdude, you want an honest response? Here goes:
You obviously take your vows very seriously and should be commended for keeping your marriage intact after something so hard. I think the only thing you can do is be patient. A strong marriage isn’t built in a day, but over several small things you do to respect and love each other. I think if you haven’t already, you need to seriously consider counseling. Obviously there were reasons for this and you as a couple need to talk openly about it and decide what happened. I am sure you will find that the love didn’t dry up in a day and that there was a lack of communication in a very big way. Once you have decided that I think you deserve to remember the fun things you did as a couple and why you are working so hard. Go on dates, hug and kiss every time you leave each other, say thank you and please like you did at the beginning. I think it’s time to remember what you wanted to hold onto so strongly and remember why you’d like to be with this person for the rest of your life. Only time will truly make things easier.
This is from a liberal atheist lgbt lover who has no problem with being judged. He gave her horrible advice.
Pat is dumb as they come and stupid to boot he has lost his mind
but divorce works out so well and every one of the men commenting watches endless porn on the internet, what is your sage advice? he may or may not not have meant it that way, but you are just a bunch of chattering nits with no answers joining in the fools chorus . and you are all the first to squeal, “you can’t judge me”. no, go ahead, give me some of that legendary leftist compassion and thoughtfulness, because you just can’t help yourself.
WTF does the guys here watching porn have to do with anything old Pat has to say. Jealous much. You know it’s free these days, wherever you look for it, so don’t hate on the guys who watch it, oh and women watch it too so you know. No you can’t judge me, you don’t know me to judge me so you can stuff it. We can help ourselves by the way, some of us just choose not to because of stupidity like this coming our way.
A Patophile. Who would have thought it? Listen you bag of bible bullshit don’t accuse me of watching porn, at least not today. As to Pat Robertson, he’s as crazy as the day as long, just like you I suspect. Oh, and fuck Jesus. Now have a nice day.
Hasn’t this fool heard about the new strain of sexual disease that
is out there? He’s advising her to let it go, because he’s a man?
There is a thin line between fanatic lunatic and here it is “/” !
talk about giving evangelists’ a bad name..omg…this guy’s bread will never rise!
Mike I love your Pat Robertson posts. They keep me laughing so I hope you keep them coming.
No amount of reasoning will persuade fanatics like Pat Robertson and those of his ilk to abandon their faith driven insanity.
I wonder what would happen if say, a woman called in and told the crypt keeper she had cheated on her husband and the husband is going to forgive her, how should she behave. Or my…ooops… a friend’s husband called in or wrote in and said this. I think I might just draft an email to the old bastard and see what he says, what say you my people. Let’s see what you guys can come up with to add to my email because it’s the internet and it would be silly not to speculate. I know Joe the new conservative fundy that needs the money, will have something to say that will be good. the rest of you, no slacking.
I’d love to hear what that old bastard would have to say Jess!