- CRITTER TALK
Most Christians believe that Jesus was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of a virgin, performed miracles, founded the Church, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve atonement, rose from the dead, and ascended into heaven, from which he will return. The majority of Christians worship Jesus as the incarnation of God the Son, who is the Second Person of the Holy Trinity.
Now that’s all well and good but in reality the following, complete with cool picture of a guy in an uncomfortable situation, is a more accurate portrayal of “Jesus.”
Hat tip to my pal Gary.