Michele Bachmann: Take Away Obama Magic Wand and Spank Him

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The crazy crusade continues as the stars of the republican party make their case, of which they’re certain.  This from our friends at RightWingWatch:

Reps. Michele Bachmann, Steve King, and Louie Gohmert continue their crusade to prevent the passage of any immigration reform legislation by mobilizing the readers of WorldNetDaily with a new article today featuring interviews with each one of them.

In making her case against immigration reform, Bachmann warned that Republicans will lose control of the House of Representatives if any legislation passes because President Obama will “wave his magic wand before 2014” and declare that all immigrants have the right to vote, just as he supposedly did in 2012 when he supposedly declared that anyone here under the age of 30 was allowed to vote which, of course, happened only in Bachmann’s fevered imagination.

Claiming that she is “not crying wolf here,” Bachmann went on to say that Congress need to give Obama a spanking and take that magic wand out of his hands:

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Jess
10 years ago

This woman has a seat on the intelligence committee also, too. That should scare the shit out of everybody. Do you think Ladybird Marcus has an issue with her talking about other men and their wands and her propensity towards spankings? yeah, I’ll bet he doesn’t either.

Reply to  Jess
10 years ago

“Intelligence Committee” Isn’t that an oxymoron?

Joe Hagstrom
10 years ago

Ah James. Us republicans know Michelle and Louis and the rest of them are lying hypocrites. That’s what we are. it’s one of the things we have in common with radical Islamists. It’s okay to lie to heathens and infidels (democrats, or anyone that isn’t a republican). Speaking truth generally loses us elections or gets us tea partied out in a primary.

Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
10 years ago

Actually Joe, speaking the truth will cost anyone an election, no matter what political party they claim. You Republicans have no monopoly on that. 😉

10 years ago

Doesn’t this bitch understand that constantly lying in such a pathetic manner only makes her, and her cause look absurd? No, I think she does not.

But surely, somewhere there is a Republican with enough functioning brain cells to tell her to STFU.

Reply to  James Smith
10 years ago

When enough people believe them, lies become the truth. Talk to your average man in the street, as I did yesterday. You’d be stunned, to learn what the public genuinely believes. I think Bachmann – that loon – actually sounds rational and sane, by comparison.

Reply to  bitcodavid
10 years ago

I agree. If people were not inherently inclined to believe what they want to believe, never mind obvious facts, people like Bachmann, Palin, and company would be laughed from the scene.

I have relatives that sincerely believe the most absurd things because they have never given any thought to them at all.

For example, in hot weather, your blood thins out so it doesn’t bother you as much and it thickens in cold weather. Even casual consideration would show how ridiculous that is. Your blood stays the same temperature all the time, unless you are sick or freezing. If it changed in viscosity very much, you would die. Yet, they repeat this old saw and nod their heads sagely because “everyone knows” it’s true.

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