Mike Huckabee To Help Ted Nugent Run For President
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The republicans never stop amazing us with their bizarre antics. The latest, one of the more imagination stretching ideas to come down the political pike since John McCain picked Alaska’s emptiest head as his running mate in 2004, involves America’s number one looney tune, Ted Nugent and the Oval Office.
Well, you knew this was coming: Everyone’s favorite rocker-slash-gun-lover-slash-Obama-hater, Ted Nugent, is considering a run for the Oval Office. The news comes in the middle of a pretty spectacular Washington Post profile of Nugent. (His first words to the interviewer? He says he’s been off “killing some squirrels” with his brother and warns, “You are just going to be tsunamied by all this energy.”) Here’s the relevant quote: “‘Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.’ Yeah, I’m thinking about it.”
He’s gotten more serious about the idea of running for political office as more and more of his fans have called for him to do so. “Things are just so wrong in the country now,” he explains. “And I know that my answers would make things wonderful, unless you just refuse to produce, and then I’d recommend that you move to Canada. Or Illinois.” Mike Huckabee even says he’d help Nugent run. “I think you’d be surprised at how many evangelicals respond to him,” Huckabee says.
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Hey, I am all for it. The last Republican Primary was a real hoot but this one could be even better.You have a pro immigration runner in Rubio, an anti in Nugent a middle grounder in Jeb Bush, and let’s not forget Rick Santorun who would see it as an act of God if his daughter was raped. Something to dislike about all of them.
Go ahead on Ted, it will be a great thing for the democrats. Make certain you use $ister Grifter, Our Lady of Perpetual Victimhood as a spokesperson and with Rubio, Cruz or hell Rick Perry as your running mate, I am sure you will take it all. With this lot of macho as a possible ticket, what could go wrong.
As a republican I look at the opportunities presented by a Nugent presidency. All people would be armed. Just think of the amount of time and money saved by our courts if everyone shot each other rather than a George Zimmerman/ Treyvon Martin deal. God can sort out the good guys from bad.
He’s crazier than a rattler in the sun this fucker.
I’m not sure he would fuck up the presidency of the NRA. He’s crazy enough to keep that job for life.
So he’s NARA president for life. The problem with that is? He might degrade the reputation of the NRA?
I have an idea for him. How about a practice run? He could run for president of the NRA! That would be an easy win and confidence-builder for him. After all, didn’t Reagan practice by becoming president of the Screen Actors Guild then Governor of California? (nearly the same thing right, Arnie?)
After he fucks up those two offices, he will surely be ready to be Pres’dent of the US of by god, A!
Say what? This is from The Onion right?