Bus Driver Busted For Masturbating Behind the Wheel
It takes all kinds to make a world, and in America we have all kinds indeed, as a New Jersey bus driver was caught masturbating behind the wheel of his bus.
(Newser) New Jersey’s transit agency has removed a bus driver for committing a lewd act on the job, and that’s putting it nicely: A commuter videotaped 41-year-old George Simpson Jr. masturbating behind the wheel. The video shows him maneuvering the bus through heavy traffic and the Lincoln Tunnel while pleasuring himself on June 24, as the bus was traveling from Carteret to New York City.
New Jersey Transit police have charged Simpson with risking injury or damage by removing his hands from the wheel. He’s also accused of lewdness and reckless driving. In a statement, a NJ Transit spokesman says the driver was immediately removed from service without pay because of “disturbing and grossly irresponsible conduct.”
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Where’s the video. I would have to see this to believe it.
Here is the news cast I saw. It is safe, they blurred most of the action out of it.
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/video?id=9169394
Damn, how did he manage to concentrate on both driving and fapping at the same time, without getting in an accident. I’m gonna have to find out about this..um..for a friend because that is some serious dedication to fapping right there.
“Fapping?” Did you just make that up? Now I won’t be able to get it out of my head should I decide to…well never mind 🙂
No, I’ve used that for forever different places. I think I picked it up from mah Wonkette, Gawker or somewhere like that, maybe Fark. I can only guess because it is the sound made when getting yer fap on that caused it to be used.
Right up there with the guy who got caught fucking a horse, twice in the world of dumbass things to do.
LOL! You mean this one: Polish Man Sexually Abuses Horse.
This has to be one of the WTF? stories of the year.
That was my first thought!