The Continuing Adventures Of Billy No Mates: Billy The Streak
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Billy is a white cat. That is a fact of his birth and his appearance. Billy is white – that might not be politically correct in our current environment but cats have no regard for political correctness and, for that if nothing else, they should be eternally grateful.
Whilst being inordinately white Billy has attempted to introduce other colors to his body – mainly black. This suggests he is amazingly astute in encompassing other races to his cause – the cause of BEING Billy No Mates.
Billy The Cat was christened ‘Billy No Mates’ because, on his arrival, our established cats frankly, didn’t like him.
Billy ‘Bastard’ occurred when he scratched my daughter and she loudly shouted “You BASTARD!” – well, she should have known better than to have picked up a strange cat eh?
Billy ‘Smudge’ occurred when he decided to roll about in a dustbin full of ash after I had burned some wood in my garden and his forehead took on the resemblance of a Dalmation Dog.
Now he is ‘Billy The Streak’ quite simply because he decided to go under a car and got oil on his spine. Well, not exactly his spine – just that bit of fur that covers the area of his spine.
Billy No Mates adventures are purely of his own making and bare no resemblance to the adventures of any other cat on the planet Earth.
Billy No Mates/Bastard/Smudge/Streak is his own cat.
That’s the way it works.
Billy No Mates is a cat. That says it all eh?
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He’s mad as a bloody hatter – but he is handsome.
He’s a beautiful cat!
Norman, if you ever get tired of Billy, send him my way. He will be spoiled like my cat Gatto and my dog Bernie 🙂 He could then add traveling the world to his adventures.