Billy No Mates had some sexual adventures prior to being given to us. Although we had him neutered he continues to behave like he was never neutered. This is normal behaviour for a cat – a TOM cat with previous so to speak.
I am, clearly, not a Veterinary Scientist but I know what I know and see what I see.
Billy No Mates is hell bent on shagging every female cat he sees and, as he regularly sees Purrrdy, Marie Bug and Gracie May The Fruit Bat he generally spends his time trying to shag them.
Marie Bug and Gracie May The Fruit Bat tend to hit him around the head and run away. Purrrdy on the other hand is clearly a diva who adores being adored and, frankly, encourages Billy No Mates.
As a result it is clear to see that Billy No Mates is resolutely in love with Purrrdy.
Someone once told me that cats are solitary creatures and feel no affection what so ever. Cats are merely cats and they are not worth worrying about because they don’t worry about anything or anyone.
For the record.
Not only is Billy No Mates clearly ‘in love’ in a feline way with Purrrdy he also sleeps close to and, occasionally, on my head. He licks my nose – sometimes missing my nose and, possibly inadvertently, licks my lips – which results in me getting out of bed at 4 a.m. to brush my teeth again – but, ultimately, anyone who believes cats are so self centred that they really don’t care is living in cloud cuckoo land.
As long as Billy No Mates is fed and watered and allowed to lick my face during the night – and, obviously, fire ‘blanks’ into Purrrdy, he is a happy cat. Billy No Mates cares.
Not necessarily about us or Maximus Spittimus or The Stealth Bomber – nor not, necessarily about Marie Bug or Gracie May The Fruit Bat who both rejected his advances but he cares.
Billy No Mates cares about being fed and watered and having a safe haven to live in. He cares about being allowed to sleep on our bed and lick my face (obviously he isn’t entirely all there eh?) and he cares about cat shagging Purrrdy who simply adores him.
I almost wish he wasn’t firing blanks – Billy No Mates and Purrrdy would have had beautiful kitties!
Oh well. They have a safe place to be so that’s what counts.
I need more tooth paste. PFFFT!