Why Democrats Should Embrace Anthony Weiner
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Having embraced republican hypocrisy I can honestly, if not hypocritically, say that hypocrisy isn’t such a bad thing. I can pretty much say and do whatever I want as long as I deny climate change and rant against Gay rights. Pat Robertson considers me a friend. So does David Vitter, whom I can’t wait to visit and try and save hookers on Bourbon Street.
Now it’s time for democrats to embrace their inner hypocrite. The fact is Anthony Weiner deserves the support of the democratic party, and don’t give me any nonsense about how wonderful his wife is and deserves better. Jackie Kennedy was a wonderful woman and look what a scoundrel her husband was. If History Channel is correct, JFK was boning everything with a vagina that came into the White House during his presidency. Yet democrats everywhere hold him up as a saint and great man.
The same with Bill Clinton. Wonderful wife. Probably be the next President. Yet, if tabloids and disgruntled state troopers and soiled dresses are to be believed Bill was a booty hound of the highest magnitude. Good president though. Before I became a republican I championed Bill Clinton as the best president of my lifetime. Now of course it’s Ronald Reagan but hopefully the closed minded liberals who praise Kennedy and Clinton while demanding Anthony Weiner get out of the NY Mayor’s race for sending booty pics to chicks via Twitter, will realize that without the moral compass provided by being a republican, it’s better for male democrats to be skirt chasers. They make better presidents.
In keeping with MadMike’s demand for more paragraphs I will add this advice to Mr. Weiner: Tony. Listen up dummy. Get on your phone and tweet a picture of your naughty bits to a guy. Preferably a Muslim gay guy. Your base of liberal kooks will quickly jump on your bandwagon and demand tolerance. Chris Matthews and the MSNBC crowd will rise to your defense. You will be the next mayor of New York City.
Politics is about winning elections friends. If my side can exploit Jesus freaks and gun nuts and bigots, surely Mr. Weiner can exploit a Gay dude.
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I’m thankful Anthony gave me a good post topic. Tired or writing about Tiger Woods’ sex stuff. Does get good traffic though. MadMike owes me like four cases of beer from them. Hope Weiner’s weiner pays off for us.
Appreciate the help Norman. Plus, anytime I get to see someone use the word “aplomb” I consider it a treat. Hope your friend considers the Weiner pic in the same regard.
LOL! I love reading these discussions.
I did have a Muslim gay driving student who passed his driving test first time. He’s a good guy and, I’m sure, would receive Mr Weiner’s mail of his pecker with aplomb.
I’ll get his mail addy and forward it on to you 😉
(I will too)
I’m with Mike on this one. Who is he bothering?
Personally I think the San Diego mayor is much worse than Mr. Weiner. After all, Carlos Danger isn’t breaking any laws, or threatening anyone by sexting. As far as I know all of his partners have been willing participants.
The post has been up all day and apparently Weinie hasn’t read it yet or he’d have shown his weinie to a gay Muslim dude and been back on top in the polls.
Freaking idiots refuse to listen to me. I’m handing Weiner the keys to the kingdom and he’s waving his weinie at them.
The man deserves to lose.
I’m available for rent from MMA if FOX or the RNC need me. Which they do.
You every word you have said is true, with one exception. Weiner keeps showing his pecker and other parts to females whether they want to see them or not. I actually agree that we need to take the moral play out of politics and judge people by what they do while in the job. The issues between John and Jackie, and Bill and Hillary should have stayed just that way. Both were doing a good job. The problem with “Tony” as you call him was that he really never accomplished much while he was in congress. He gave some fiery speeches and made some good arguments, but screwed up before he could actually make any real changes. It isn’t like he decided to leave congress and run for mayor, he was shamed out of office and now that he is allegedly “healed” wants to be mayor. But, he really wasn’t “healed”. Far be it from to tell someone else how to live their sex life, but I am not sure some of what he is is not in a criminal code somewhere. I don’t think he will win the race and I think he needs to learn to keep it in his pants until he has accomplished enough to be forgiven for what he has done. There are a few people in Washington, even a couple on the Republican side, that could do something like this, apologize, and be forgiven. But not Anthony Weiner.
Where would we be without hypocrisy Joe? I can’t imagine how empty our lives would be. People who deny hypocrisy are the biggest hypocrites of all. So, yes, let us make our peace with Weiner. If he walked into my house right now, I would embrace him warmly . . . by the throat.
After he had recovered from his near death experience, I would sit him down and tell him to say: “God made me do it” it works for republicans time and time again, so why not him.