Is Love Blind? The Case of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

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Miley Cyrus is in the headlines again this week—and really, when’s the last time she managed to stay out of the spotlight for more than 24 hours?

By now you know that she and Liam Hemsworth called off their engagement after almost four years of steamy, strange love. The Cyrus camp says she ditched him, chalking it up to some risqué behavior between Liam and January Jones. Besides denying any funny business with the Mad Men star—apparently he prefers himself some brown sugar—Hemsworth has been mum. And while most entertainment bloggers are wondering how long Hemsworth and Mexican singer Eiza Gonzales had been shacking up before the split, I’m scratching my head for a different reason. How did Hemsworth manage to stick around for four years? Perhaps love really is blind.

When Liam and Miley first started batting eyes at each other in 2009, Cyrus was scaring up scandal with her “short shorts” in the video for her hit song, “Party in the USA.” The former Mouseketeer has raised eyebrows hundreds (thousands?) of times since then, and now those little jean shorts seem as modest as a full-body burkha.

In other words, Miley’s changed. A lot. And Liam has been there for the whole awkward—and increasingly sloppy—transformation.

My theory is this: Miley Cyrus lost her beau somewhere between the 2010 “Lolita Scandal” and her baffling performance at this year’s VMAs. An image search for the keyword “Miley Cyrus” returns results that, predominately, are NSFW. She’s made no indication that she has plans to clean up her act anytime soon, something that is immediately clear to anyone who’s seen the video for her newest single, “Wrecking Ball.”

Whether Liam Hemsworth was a perfect example of fidelity or not, he’s got my respect. He got away from Miley’s black hole of shame before it swallowed him whole.

Check out Miley’s latest sexcapade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf

Ashley Lewis is a freelance writer, an avid reader of People, and a scathing judge of the crazies therein.

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Bill Formby
10 years ago

I guess you can believe what she shows you.

Reply to  Bill Formby
10 years ago

True. Here’s something interesting Bill. This fluff piece got twice as many visitors in the last 12 hours as did the more intellectual and timely post on ObamaCare. America.

Rachael
10 years ago

Ashley is right! This little girl used to be a joy to watch, but not anymore, and you shouldn’t be sticking your tongue out when it’s coated anyway. Blech!

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