America Upsets The Germans Again
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Now look America, you really have stop upsetting everyone. First it was the Iraqi’s as you – with a wee bit of help from us (The Brits) got rid of Saddam the madman who seemed to enjoy killing Kurds, then it was that strange lunatic in Libya, what was his name? Ghaddafi – I’ve no idea how to spell it but WTF eh?
Now look America. Getting rid of genocidal lunatics in Arab countries is one thing but ‘tapping’ the mobile phone of Germany’s leader? No no no. Very bad behaviour (please carry on doing it by the way – and I didn’t say that. Did I?)
Look. Britain is inordinately suspicious of Europe. Not necessarily the people of Europe of course who, generally, are ordinary people as are we in Britain. Clearly they are French or German or something which is occasionally problematic mainly because that means they aren’t British but we can live with their unfortunate antecedence if we must but is it really entirely necessary for America to be ‘tapping’ their political leaders mobile phones???
Yep.
Keep ‘tapping’ chaps and chapesses. After all, they are French and German eh? and, as a Brit, I trust them even less than I trust our own politicians so I, personally am glad that America is keeping ‘tabs’ on them. The mad bastards are, it seems, generally ‘in favour’ of ‘The European Union’ so anything you guys can ‘get on them’ is ‘mana from heaven’ to true Brits like me.
‘Tap’ away you Yanks – as long as you tell Britain of all the foul European ‘let’s tear down and destroy Britain’ things you hear you pass onto us.
They do hate us you know. They always have – if you don’t believe me then just check out history.
I’m not saying Merkel is the 21st Century Hitler of course – for a start she hasn’t got a silly moustache – well, let’s face it, shaving implements have moved on a bit since the late 1930’s – but you have to admit, she could suit a ‘tasche eh?
Look. I know it is a bit embarrassing when your security services get caught out and are found to be listening to Angela Merkel’s sex line but just live with it eh? We, in Britain, are delighted that you, in America, are listening in and catching her making obscene mobile calls to Prime Minister David Cameron. Clearly she isn’t ‘getting enough’ and, as a result, may try to commandeer Europe in its entirety.
Crack on America. Keep the EU on its toes.
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What’s that strange buzzing on my phone? 😉
Norman, is there anything that makes you think the USA is not tapping British phones and emails?
Can you imagine what they might overhear Norman say?
OMFG! It could make the 1776 incident look like a cricket match!
Boy, in that photo she really looks pissed. Not a good dinner date I would suppose.
She does look pissed, and I guess she has a right to be.
Very true Tim. This guy needs to be caught and hung. He is definitely a traitor.
Follow-up to your grammar post. When the guest of honor at a “necktie party” you are “hanged”. “Hung” is something quite different.
Ha!! Yes. Quite different and sadly, not in my experience 🙂 🙂
Countries have been spying on each other forever. Unfortunately for the US not all of them have a traitor like Edward Snowden running about telling stories.