The Cheney Family Feud About Gay Stuff
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Once again, old right wing Joe has to come along and straighten out the libs, atheists and MSNBC junkies who are all giddy over the Cheney Family feud about gay stuff.
The real truth is neither sister gives a rat’s patootie about who marries whom. The truth is they are covering their bases with all sides of the issue, and Mary will gain huge points with the real American, ultra right leaning republicans in Wyoming. Mary went against her own sister and family to stand up for morality and Jesus while hating Gay People for being who they are. Think about it folks. While you’re all excited over the Cheney family “infighting,” Mary has just sealed up the base of an extreme conservative state. That poor sap Senator they have now, who thought the Cheney’s were his friends, just got an education. He, Scooter Libby and Linda Tripp can start a club.
Naturally, being the realist I am, I know the Cheney’s are using my skills as an MMA author to spread their words among goofball liberal MadMike’s America in hopes a few people see the light. My friend Karl Rove never cared about a landslide. After all 50% plus one is all we need. And we figure a few of you will be just as gullible as the religious zealots, bigots and uninformed nuts who make up our party’s base to cross over next erection,(Whoops.I typed “erection.” Liz Cheney hates those things). That makes her irresistable to you kooks on the left who think Gay, minority or Muslim is automatically righteous and deserving of all the welfare and legislation the minds of Dennis Kucinich and Michael Moore can imagine up. Once our plan to confuse libs with which sister is which you blind fools will vote for both of them to make sure you supported the lesbian. Those votes will give us the plus one. ) The Cheney’s will once again rule.
So how do you libs combat this? Our plan of attacking Obama and blocking all his apointments has you so occupied with that it’s crushed him in the polls and driven democrats who should, as the greatest American Ronald Reagan said “stay the course” going out of their way to distance themselves from Obama and be the weapon we Republicans use to eventually kill ObamaCare and free America from the burden of health insurance for everyone.
The answer to how liberals combat our plans to put the Cheney’s back in charge is simple. You don’t. The best thing you can do is give up. Despite what happens in the movies, in real life the Dark Side wins. There’s no cohesion on the left. Just dissent and everyone thinking they know best. If you don’t get your way you vote for Ralph Nader and give an election to us. Fighting the good fight and losing is still losing. My advice: screw the democratic party and Hillary Clinton by clamoring for Elizabeth Warren to run against her. Senator Mary Cheney will appreciate it.
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I’m with Willis man! Hillary for President and Cheney for Court Jester.
I like it, BillyJack09. He would then have the title more fitting with many of our view, and is little episode with shooting his friend in the face is more fitting with that title!
If voting for Hillary means maybe getting Bubba back, it just might be worth it.
I have no idea so, with respect, I will say nowt.
It’s probably safer that way 😉
Mind you – I suspect Tony Blair’s kids, if they enter politics, might well be a simile to these ladies over here in Blighty.
Mind you they may not enter politics so I shouldn’t disparage them eh?
Dirty Dick is a real piece of work, but he didn’t get to be VP because he was stupid…merciless more likely.
I am not really going to get too fired up on the Cheney girls. I mean, look who they had for a father. Dick Cheney, for Christ sake. A man I believe who throw his mother under a bus if it would suit his political purpose. The girls have watched how lying and manipulation has served their father so they think it is normal behavior.
Just like the masses don’t get that by helping giant corporations like Exxon and Walmart we’re actually helping them, they don’t get my subtle messages in these posts.
You still need to put the original title back on top and fire the pusscakes that censored it MadMike. Then give me a raise with the money you saved by firing them. We’re trying to create shareholder value here man
Psst: I don’t care which one is the lesbian. But that’s the open minded way us republicans are. As long as you vote for us we don’t care about sexual orientation or race or religion. Our advice to our law breaking republicans: don’t get caught.
Only thing that upsets me is the damn editors changed a great title I had for this latest Pulitzer worthy submission: Cheney sisters want to have their pie and eat it too.”
Sourpuss editors.
Ok then but Mary wouldn’t be the senator because she is not the one running, it’s Liz that is running. That would have been a good title.
LOL. Dang ole editors anyway!
Pssst, it’s Liz who is against marriage equality, Mary is the lesbian sister and I do not think she would go over well in Wyoming Joe. I don’t know how she is sealing up the base, when Enzi is polling about 53 points ahead of her.