Take for example, this young couple that got all lovey dovey out in Montana. They just had to get married, and did. This is what those conservative, for the bible, religious ideas of getting married before you live with someone can really get you in trouble. After about eight days of what appears to have been one way marital bliss the young bride decides she thinks she might have rushed into something she wasn’t ready for at the time.
Now, we can all speculate what it was she was not ready for if we wish. Could be he was a slob around the mountain cabin where they were honeymoonin’. Could be he was just down right lousy in bed, or he did his best but in eight days he still had yet to ring her bell and she figured that eight days was all the time she thought he needed. I mean, shoot, maybe she was lousy in bed and he made fun of her. Who knows what goes on in the mind of people these days. These two newbies to this nuptials business surely did not have the certainty of their feeling like Caroline and certain did not have here foresight.
But to their, hers or his, credit, they were going to talk about it. But here is where the gum gets a bit sticky. When you are having problems with someone I think the last place you would want to have a conversation about is somewhere in the vicinity of a treacherous mountain top, out cropping, or anywhere there is a drop off high enough to do you bodily harm. I mean, just in case, not that it would happen of course, but just in case, one of you got upset, and there was a bit of pushing and shoving. Why, you just never know what could happen? Or do you.
Well, that’s a good question and a jury was about to answer out in Montana until … until a Perry Mason moment occurred and the meek little bride suddenly confessed that, YES, I PUSHED HIM. Well, damn ain’t that a bitch. It was not an accident after all. Eight days of hell or paradise and it was the friggin mountain for you boy.
Well maybe, just maybe she will find someone more to her liking in the women’s prison in Montana because that will be her home for the rest of her life. Of course if any of you men want to take a chance on her in 30 years or so she might be up for parole. He, He, He……….