Crazy Louie Gohmert Loves AZ Anti-Gay Legislation
Can you believe Louis Gohmert of Texas is actually a United States congressman? Of course you can, after all the government is filled with crazies these days. Not surprisingly, Crazy Louie has recently announced that he’s a big fan of the Arizona bill that would pave the way for legal anti-gay discrimination by businesses.
Speaking today with Janet Mefferd, Gohmert said that the law would merely uphold constitutional principles. Now that’s funny. Do you think this guy really understands the constitution? Anyway, I digress, here’s the substance of his conversation:
“These are religious beliefs and how have we gotten so far afield from the Constitution that we say, well if you’re not willing to embrace the liberal beliefs that we have then your religious beliefs are not protected. It doesn’t say that in the First Amendment, it avoids the establishment of a religion. Well some are establishing the religion of secularism and everybody else’s religion has just got to basically go to blazes.”
Gohmert went on to claim President Obama would have lost the 2008 election if he had supported marriage equality then:
“Let’s face it, if the president had said he believed marriage was between two men and two women back when he and [John] McCain were being interviewed in California, he would never have won the first election. But he changed his stated belief and that got him elected and once in it’s easier to get re-elected to a second term.”
That concludes our crazy corner news for the day. Stay tuned as more nuttiness spews from the pie holes of politicians everywhere.
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It is good that there is some legislation about The Gays because it is not right that they only have sex in an anus. But, we should try to understand them and their problems more! Maybe they should declare it if they are Gays before you start talking with them so you can change your mind first. I talked to a Gay once and he tried to touch my penis. In Russia you are now allowed to spit on Gays in the street if they don’t tell you the are a Gay.
When the gay agenda is achieved, they will not have to pay taxes because of the “Gay Privilege” like religions don’t pay taxes now.
When you see anyone, you will have to immediately tell them you are a “hetero” unless you are wearing the yellow “H” sign that will soon become mandatory.
Gays will be required to spit upon any hetero perverts. Kicking them will be encouraged.
How will you like that, you bigoted, lying moron?
That’s exactly what they are trying to do James! The gays should be abolished, shouldn’t they? You’re absolutely right!
If only the heterosexuals having all the sex would just stop, no more gay babies would be born. So if you are hetero, stop making gay babies.
Yeah. That’s it! Problem solved 🙂
So let me get this right before this does not end well for you. What you are saying here is if you are “a gay” whatever that is, the only sex you have is the buttsechs correct? You do know that women can be “a gay” also and they can have the buttsechs too, hey what do ya know, I am kinda more straight than not but I can do the buttsechs also with a man or a woman depending on the toys we would have available.
So to continue on, you would prefer those of us who don’t identify as all the way straight or “a gay” if you will, those people should wear some kind of identifying thing like say a badge or something, let me think oh yeah dumbshit, that was tried back when Jews were made to wear yellow triangles and if you were “a gay” at that time you had to wear a pink triangle. Is this what you want our world to be, so you can avoid something something derp derp coz it’s icky mommy and I don’t want to see it. As far as just talking to “a gay” and he groped on you, calling you out because that just DOES NOT happen as frequently as the religious freaks want to say it does. Also, if you or anyone else was to spit on anyone in my view, I’d kick your ass from here till next year. That is fuckin disgusting.
Dammit, end of my first little derpy should say we can also have the oral sex and regular old sexytimes. Don’t want to go into too much in case it upsets Peter Moore’s delicate sensibilities about how many different ways there are to have the sexytimes whether or not you are man woman, woman woman, man man or any combination of that.
The Talibangelicals need to have everyone conforming to what they think is right. Can you imagine if a Muslim said, well she never covered her head in my store so I am not serving her or no Jewish people welcome, there would be a whole lotta noise coming from them using their buybull as a weapon to say how the Muslim is wrong but they are right because they have Lawd Hammercy on their side. Just today, I offered up open invitations to many on the religious right to pucker up and kiss my ass. It did not go over well, my language is terrible, I am a terrible person and an adulterer slutbag that my husband should leave, because I am cheating on him argle bargle derp derp, by saying kiss my ass to strangers on the internets.
Between this guy and Cruz I am willing to let Texas leave the union just as soon as they reimburse us for all of the federal facilities in their state. The I say we build a border fence around Texas.
OK, as long as the fence is horse high, pig tight, bull strong, is electrified (a lot) and has inward facing razor wire.
According to the Tealiban, if their religious principles are not being forced onto other people, they are the ones being persecuted.
There is a marvelous little post that originally appeared on HuffPO a couple of years ago. Interestingly enough, I’ve seen two other blog postings link to this today (a href=”http://herlanderwalking.wordpress.com/2014/02/26/pop-quiz/”>here’s one – I’ve lost track of the other). It’s an idea that’s going to stay with us, I think. I’d be interested in seeing comments from people who click on the first link.
From The Devil’s Dictionary: IMPIETY, n. Your irreverence toward my deity.
How apt the comparison between the Taliban and the American Christians. They American christians always cry “Persecution!” whenever they are prevented from persecuting others.
Thanks E.A. Appreciated.
I messed up on that second link. Used ( instead of < and didn't close it.
As always, the religious reich is not content for equal protection under the law, they demand to be “more than equal” and want to institutionalize their sick beliefs.
It has turned the USA from being a beacon of freedom for everyone of all races, religions, and beliefs into a burgeoning totalitarian theocracy with no room for anyone not bowing down (literally) to the absurdity of a singular christian crackpot sect.
So long America, it was nice to know ye.
You’re not Donald James Smith are you?
Nope. Not even a family name.