- CRITTER TALK
“It’s no problem,” he tells her. I’ve posted a little list of all the sins on the wall of the booth.”
…So, the first guy walks in. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I had impure thoughts.”
She looks on the chart, and sees Impure Thoughts = 5 Hail Marys.
The next guy comes in. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I committed adultery.”Adultery = 10 Hail Marys.
The third guy comes in. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I engaged in oral sex.”
The Reverend Mother looks on the wall, but oral sex isn’t listed. In a panic, she spies an Altar Boy. “Pssst,” she whispers, “What does Father usually give for oral sex?”
The Altar Boy answers, “Well, I don’t know what you can get, Mother, but I usually get a pat on the head and a candy bar.”