When Reverend Mother Hears Confession


The local priest is called away on an emergency. He takes the Reverend Mother aside and asks her to handle the Confession during his absence. “I wouldn’t know what to do,” she protests.

“It’s no problem,” he tells her. I’ve posted a little list of all the sins on the wall of the booth.”

…So, the first guy walks in. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I had impure thoughts.”

She looks on the chart, and sees Impure Thoughts = 5 Hail Marys.

The next guy comes in. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I committed adultery.”Adultery = 10 Hail Marys.

The third guy comes in. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I engaged in oral sex.”

The Reverend Mother looks on the wall, but oral sex isn’t listed. In a panic, she spies an Altar Boy. “Pssst,” she whispers, “What does Father usually give for oral sex?”

The Altar Boy answers, “Well, I don’t know what you can get, Mother, but I usually get a pat on the head and a candy bar.”

Hat tip to David for this little gem.
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5 Responses to When Reverend Mother Hears Confession

  1. Rachael

    February 20, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    OMG! LOL! I can’t stop laughing but not sure I should. Brilliant.

  2. Timmy Mahoney

    February 20, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    Funny man, and I thought I’d heard most of these.

  3. James Smith

    February 20, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    I thought it was going to be, “What’s a blowjob?” and the answer, “$5”

    • Michael John Scott

      February 20, 2014 at 12:28 pm

      lOL! It’s up to $5?

      • James Smith

        February 20, 2014 at 1:02 pm

        It’s been a while for you, hasn’t it?

        One word for you – inflation. That’s economics, not biology.