North Korean students must, in future, model their hair styles on his he has stated. If that doesn’t cause a revolution to get rid of Mr Potato Head Kim then I don’t know what will.
The world awaits with bated breath the emergence of Dennis Rodman proudly displaying the Kim Jong-Un style as, surely, being best buddies Rodman must show his continued and valued support to the greatest leader the planet has ever known in its entire history.
It is currently unclear whether Jon-Un has decided to nuke North Korean schools and universities in order to assist with this new hair styling although unofficial sources are claiming this would be a quite reasonable option given the effects of radiation on a persons hair. ‘And besides’ continued my unofficial source, ‘barbers charge so much these days a couple of nukes would save the students a fortune and they’d get Kim’s style for free!’
My unofficial source also pointed out the quite reasonable hypothesis that the immortal and illustrious and incredibly handsome leader could even save the worlds men a small fortune in hairdressing costs by nuking everywhere on the planet ensuring, via fall out, that all the worlds men would be able to look suave and sophisticated with this beautiful style.
All hail Mr Potato Head! Lifelong style icon for discerning young men everywhere!
Now where did I find that site for fall out shelters?