Missouri Legislators Attack Freedom to Beat School Children

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In yet another attack on good sense and order, foolish liberal thinking Missouri legislators are proposing the elimination of corporal punishment in schools. If anything we need more corporal punishment, and not just for the unruly kids, but for the leftist tenured teachers who promote agendas that destroy America like Darwin’s discredited Theory of Evolution and FDR’s Socialist Social Security program. It’s much better to starve in freedom than live an old age of security with a full belly under the yoke of tyranny I say.

One of the first posts I submitted after I was “saved” and accepted right wing republicanism and it’s plan for my life was an advocacy of Singapore’s practice of “caning” miscreants.   Now more than ever we need the cane.  If need be we should even march on bastions of liberality like the Missouri Statehouse apparently is becoming armed with canes to cane the liberalism out of liberal legislators who wrongly think a swift kick to the bottom of unruly punks is a bad thing.

The superintendent of a nearby Missouri school district said it should be up to the individual district to decide if corporal punishment should be allowed.  This of course is a rational statement since local teachers, good ones, not the liberal Obama propagandists, will have the best sense of whom to beat. But because our education system is infested with these bleeding heart who believe in things like Head Start and feeding children lunch it’s best that corporal punishment be authorized and encouraged in every school district.

Generations ago welts on a child’s back or a black eye was the mark of a good parent and education system.  A principal’s office with the sounds of naughty children crying was the mark of a good principal.  We need to abandoned these silly notions of love and gentleness for a simpler time when a swift kick in the pants and knowing Mom and Dad were going to give it to the delinquents far worse kept us safe and orderly.  Family values must be allowed to return if America is not to be destroyed.  Beating kids is one of the most important of these. It is my hope Missouri’s right minded legislators will see the light and encourage more beatings rather than limiting them, thus striking a blow for freedom.  

May God bless America.

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17 Responses to Missouri Legislators Attack Freedom to Beat School Children

  1. Rachael Reply

    April 27, 2014 at 9:24 am

    This is the best piece of satire I’ve read in a long while Joe. Having said that is it true that Missouri actually has democrats in the legislature that are willing to act responsibly? If so I’m shocked.

  2. Jess Reply

    April 27, 2014 at 3:50 pm

    Why back in my day, if you didn’t get a beating or two per day it meant you were unloved. Also too, they wore onions on their belts because duh… fashion at the time. When I have children I will be using Dr Michael Pearl’s book To Raise Up a Child to make my curtain climbers obey me like it should be. DO NOT GOOGLE HIM, you’re forewarned.

  3. Joe Hagstrom Reply

    April 27, 2014 at 4:00 pm

    I figured you would enjoy a good spanking Jess my trampy friend.

    Missouri’s legislature is dominated by good Christian men and a few women who gladly submit to their husbands and only became legislators because their husbands allowed them to Rachel. These are the good ones. Of course a few bad ones from liberal St. Louis got in there but the good ones have silenced them other than this misguided ban on beating sense and discipline into children. At least they still have the good sense to try and break unions that think safe workplaces and fair wages and benefits are somehow good for people.

    • Jess Reply

      April 27, 2014 at 4:56 pm

      Depends on who is doing said spanking Joe, as always I let you know here… trampy Jess is not the insult you expect it to be. It’s not a bad thing you know ;)

      • Joe Hagstrom Reply

        April 27, 2014 at 5:19 pm

        Probably should watch myself. look at all the trouble Clinton got into trying to minister to the ladies. Sadly us guys can no longer get away with “ministering” as an alibi for loutish behavior. Dang Clinton and that dude from South Pacific.

        • Michael John Scott Reply

          April 27, 2014 at 5:23 pm

          LOL! Clinton was a good president but he wasn’t very good at “ministering to the ladies.” Hillary I expect is an exception :-)

        • Jess Reply

          April 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

          ;) I know it’s your term of endearment being the good Christian you are, you just want to warn me and all the ladeez of immoral behavior right? It’s for my own good and the good of everyone that I be a “nice” lady. Hey what dude from South Pacific, that was way before my time and only thing I know about that movie is I’m gonna wash my hair or something like that.

  4. Michael John Scott Reply

    April 27, 2014 at 5:19 pm

    I was educated in England, and it was nothing to get a whack or two from those nuns. They would use shoe soles and beat the palms of your hands with them. I was the target several times as some of these nuns didn’t like Yanks.

    • Jess Reply

      April 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm

      I had a half Japanese mom, I’ve got you all beat, nuns and all. Ever heard of an Asian F? That would be a B in my mom’s vocabulary and the punishment was without mercy. She was the original tiger mom before it was a thing and would take things away from me.

  5. Joe Hagstrom Reply

    April 28, 2014 at 7:47 am

    I thought it was South Pacific where the Godly dude tried to save the woman of loose morals. He then made a pass at her and was rejected so he killed himself. YOu women have been trouble since The Garden of Eden.

    I once got sick in school on Guam and the nun wouldn’t let me leave the classroom to go puke. I puked on her and while I was puking she was hitting me. I think I got the best of that deal.

    • Jess Reply

      April 28, 2014 at 1:29 pm

      It’s okay Joe. I have ordered my burqa and hijab stuff already, so I personally will not be anymore trouble when I get those in the mail. I am sorry for all the trouble we ladeez have caused all you men since the beginning of time. I am on a quest to get everyone into a burqa. I am even going to turn in my short wetsuits and get a burkini, so I don’t tempt the menz while I am surfing also too, they are showing off the legs you see and that is very bad. It’s what I should do and if you all have suggestions as far as colors I am happy to hear them since most of you are big macho menz here :) You are welcome.

      • Joe Hagstrom Reply

        April 29, 2014 at 7:55 am

        Stop it now woman! All this talk of burqas and burkinis is giving me sinful urges that God demands be repressed!

        Hmmm. Jess in a little black burqa baking apple pie and patiently waiting for me to come home from work with my newspaper and pipe at the ready. Yes.

        Damn you foul temptress! I must go to Confession now.

  6. Norman Rampart Reply

    April 28, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    Beat on the brat….beat on the brat…beat on the brat with a baseball bat oh yeeeeeah…

    Sorry…listening to The Ramones again..;-)

    When I was a lad and went to me posh grammar school teachers would whack the balls of our thumbs with the edge of a ruler. I have no idea why they just seemed to enjoy it. The Headmaster had a bamboo cane to whack our arses (asses) with. He tried that once with me at 13 years old and I grabbed it off him and snapped it in half.

    I hit a teacher on the head with the wooden end of a board duster shortly after snapping said cane so they pretty much left me alone after that ;-)

    • Joe Hagstrom Reply

      April 29, 2014 at 7:52 am

      The Ramones are just one of the great things your fine people have given us Norman. We all appreciate the Beatles and Rolling Stones and Monte Python. But Graham Norton cancels all that out. You Brits deserve a good beating for that.

  7. Bill Formby Reply

    April 29, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    Wow! I need to go back in time and report all of those people for child abuse, except, course, those two words did not get used together. As I have often tried to explain to people beating on a child has little effect on how good or bad the child is going to be. If your child loves you and respects you, the mere fact that they disappoint you is the most severe punishment there can be.

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