Glenn Beck: Hillary Clinton To Announce She Is A Lesbian

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Glenn Beck and friends had a lot of fun last Tuesday attacking politicians announcing their recent support for gay marriage, after having opposed it several years ago.  Beck said if the gay marriage issue really is “the civil rights issue of the day,” politicians should have been prepared to stand on principle when it was unpopular as opposed to being against it then, only to endorse it when polls show growing public support.

Beck’s head was still spinning and his lips were still smacking as he went on to declare that Hillary Clinton will soon announce she is a lesbian if she thinks it will help her get elected in 2016. Furthermore Beck said:

“I’m telling you, Hillary Clinton will be having sex with a woman on the White House desk if it becomes popular.”

Watch as Batty Beck spews his poison:

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9 years ago

Well it’s not as if Bill could exactly complain about it eh? 😉

9 years ago

For the bat-shit crazy right wing religious reich, calling someone gay is the worst insult their feeble minds can imagine.

This is classical “reaction formation” from Freudian psychoanalysis. The people most threatened by homosexuality are the ones who are reacting to what they hate most in themselves.

For the rest of us who are not gay, we might be appalled when we are hit on by someone of the same sex, otherwise it just doesn’t matter. This is why I support gay rights – I am comfortable in my heterosexuality and don’t view gay people as threats to me or mine. People are people. Who they sleep with is not my business if the act is between consenting adults.

Jess
Reply to  James Smith
9 years ago

I’ll give you my take on it James, as far as people hitting on me. When it is a man I thank them for the attention but tell them I’m married and when women do it, I tell them you flatter me but I am with a man and that is all I have ever needed. There is just no need to get bent out of shape about someone finding you attractive no matter who it is imo. If we are out somewhere and a woman asks me to dance, well I hardly ever say no to that because I love to dance so I will dance with lots of people men and women.

Jess
9 years ago

Right on Hillary, even though we know it’s all bullshit. Hey if she is bi or a lesbian who cares, as long as she can get shit done. What old Glenn fails to realize, like many people, some of us don’t identify as all the way straight or all the way gay.

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