An American In A Vagina
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There’s been ‘An American In Paris’ and ‘An American Werewolf In London’ and ‘American Ninja’ and all sorts of ‘American’ this and ‘American’ that but has there ever ever been ‘An American Stuck In A German Vagina’?
I suspect not.
Taken from the BBC Newsbeat website :
A man has had to be rescued by fire fighters in Germany after becoming stuck inside a stone vagina.
The man, who is said to be an American exchange student, got wedged in the statue at Tubingen University.
According to German newspaper Schwäbisches Tagblatt, five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to help free the man.
They claim he climbed into the sculpture, by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, as part of a dare.
Erick Guzman posted the pictures on photo-sharing website Imgur.
“I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture,” said Guzman
“The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed.”
The sculpture, called Pi-Chacan, was erected (now try not to smirk at that please gentlemen) in front of the Institute of Microbiology and Virology at the university in 2001.
Its name means “make love”.
It is thought to weigh more than 30 tonnes and is valued at more than 120,000 euros (£96,000).
Perhaps he wanted a womb with a view? Sorry. I’ll get me coat 😉
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Norman, are you saying we Yanks are falling down on the job?
Well, actually, you could say you are getting well stuck into the job really 😉
You speak of my fondest wish…and Jess was right.
Jess, I really hate that they killed off Alcide on True Blood. He was the only decent character they had.
Oh don’t get me started on him being killed Bill. Like Joe Manganiello said though they had to kill him off, they had no choice because SOOOOOKKKIE needs to end up with Bill. If they kill off Eric, I will be so pissed off. I am just hate watching this show it got so campy and bad as far as throwing shit to the wall to see what sticks.
You know, I think the only guy on that show that Sookie has not screwed is her brother Jason. But, I guess since her and Bill are married in real life it is only right that they end up together on the show. Shirley, my partner in crime is so pissed that they killed Alcide that she said she may boycott the show.
Nah just tell her to hate watch it like I am doing and next day go to io9.com for an episode pro con recap, and I guarantee she will laugh her ass off with the rest of us hate watching it. I read the books so long ago and now I cannot remember if she ended up with Bill or not.
Someone must have told this guy to go back to where he came from, and he took it literally. Gee, do you think he has German heritage? 🙂 🙂
So many places I could take my filthy mind to with this one. Since I am turning over a new leaf I shall wait till I get back from the farmer’s market to enlighten all of you. Hell who am I kidding, this just goes to show no matter how far a guy is from poonani he is always trying to get back in it, if he is straight.
LOL! A new leaf? Wait. That didn’t last long 🙂 🙂
If I did not know any better I might just be sensing mockery here Mr Scott. I talked the other day on one of Norman’s posts, how I was turning over a new fuckin leaf with regards to cuss words and now I am mocked. Why do you have to persecute and oppress me? So it didn’t take this time, I will just keep trying 😉
LOL! So sorry dearest Jess. Of course you can turn over a new leaf and I’ve no doubt that some century far in the future, in a town perhaps called Hemlock Grove, you will 🙂 🙂
Shhh, after True Blood is done in about 1 hour and 15 minutes, I am going to binge watch this like I did the last season. Did you know the dude that plays her son is Alexander Skarsgaard’s younger brother and his older brother plays Floki on the Discovery show Vikings. AYUP I watch them all 🙂
Vikings! I have got to watch Vikings, and no I didn’t know that 🙂
Yeah you do. It is a really good show. I have really eclectic taste when it comes to tee vee watching. Only thing I don’t do is reality tv. There is another one with Jason Momoa(Conan, game of Thrones) Red Road on the Sundance channel and that is good too. Vince Gilligan of Breaking Bad fame has done anther show with Josh Duhamel, GI Joe and several rom coms and Dean Winters from Law and Order, Oz and 30 Rock I will take a look at. Battle Creek. I think in the fall it should be airing.
No, Norman. You don’t have to get your coat. Just say, “Thank you, I’ll be here all week – try the veal.”
LOL LOL! Yeah. Try the veal old bean 🙂
Why did he have to be an American? Why does it always have to be an American?
And apropos of very little — why does every article that mentions a work of art have to tell you how much someone paid for it? Could the BBC be as crass and clueless as CNN?
The BBC has become as crass as CNN over the last decade and I don’t see that changing Glenn.
Maybe he was part of the convicted Republican majority, and wanted to make literal, their philosophical desire, to legislate female reproductive rights.
LOL! Yes Chuck I think you’re right 🙂
Only you could have pulled this off Norman. I needed this smile.
I have no intention of going forward with anything related to pulling anything off…..so there 😉