Jesus Surprised At US World Cup Success
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In the words of Dandy Don Meredith, “Turn out the lights, the party’s over – – All good things must come to an end…”
To use an ‘Americanism’ old bean. You were AWESOME.
Love that Goalkeeper!
Helluva good game though 🙂
One of the best of the tournament. Possibly THE best up to now. Keep improving at this rate and you could actually win the bloody thing in 4 years time!
By the way chaps…keep old Jurgen as your manager eh? Bloody marvellous performance. Bloody marvellous!
BUGGER!!! Magnificent defeat. Character, skill, commitment, determination…..would the USA national team consider becoming English citizens? We’d be so so proud of you right now.
I’m watching USA vs Belgium…back in a bit…GO USA!!!!
Me too! Belgium just scored 🙁
Uh oh! They just scored again. I think that’s all she wrote for the US. Valiant effort though and Tim Howard is one helluva fine goalkeeper! WAIT!! YAY! US Scored. Now 2-1! GO USA!!!
This is clear evidence that Jesus does exist and now, enough people in the USA care about the World Cup to pray for the success of the USA. Obviously, god is so surprised at this (so much for omniscience) that he granted those prayers before he could think about it.
Checkmate atheists!
(where is that sarcasm font?)
Praise the Jeebus!!