Jesus Surprised At US World Cup Success

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7-1-14 usa soccer surprises jesus

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9 years ago

In the words of Dandy Don Meredith, “Turn out the lights, the party’s over – – All good things must come to an end…”

Reply to  James Smith
9 years ago

To use an ‘Americanism’ old bean. You were AWESOME.

Reply to  Professor Mike
9 years ago

One of the best of the tournament. Possibly THE best up to now. Keep improving at this rate and you could actually win the bloody thing in 4 years time!

9 years ago

By the way chaps…keep old Jurgen as your manager eh? Bloody marvellous performance. Bloody marvellous!

9 years ago

BUGGER!!! Magnificent defeat. Character, skill, commitment, determination…..would the USA national team consider becoming English citizens? We’d be so so proud of you right now.

9 years ago

I’m watching USA vs Belgium…back in a bit…GO USA!!!!

9 years ago

This is clear evidence that Jesus does exist and now, enough people in the USA care about the World Cup to pray for the success of the USA. Obviously, god is so surprised at this (so much for omniscience) that he granted those prayers before he could think about it.

Checkmate atheists!

(where is that sarcasm font?)

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