Will the Real Jesus Please Stand Up?

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I think I may be something of an anomaly here at Mad Mike’s because unlike everyone else, I’m not an atheist– I’m an agnostic. I believe in God, though I don’t believe in organized religion. I also don’t believe in the Bible, for that matter. The reason I believe God exists is for the simple reason that judging from all the weird things that have happened to me in the course of my life along with all the things I’ve seen, it’s pretty hard to deny that there isn’t some entity pulling strings for his own mysterious ways and amusement. Having said that, I have to scratch my head at people who do believe in organized religion. Most notably, white, conservative, Christian evangelicals.

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I don’t care too much for Christianity in general, mostly due to the fact that I think their faith makes them arrogant, selfish, stuck-up assholes. They come off like they’re better than everyone simply because they’re dumb enough to think that God favors them over everybody else. NEWSFLASH: He doesn’t. I don’t really know what goes through their minds half the time. It’s like they’re so busy preaching to everybody else how they should be living their lives that they can’t see how screwed up their own lives truly are. I don’t get it. In a way, it’s kind of like being a zombie- there’s no independent thought, and instead of wanting to eat your brain, they want to subvert it.

Christian conservatives are the worst of the bunch because they twist every single thing that’s written in the bible to suit their own agenda. The main problem with religion is that it limits freedom of thought in favor of blind faith, which makes it the perfect platform to control thought. No one bothers to question anything. To make matters worse, it helps to promote hate, fear, and intolerance- all in the name of God. And people swallow it like it’s manna from Heaven, so to speak.

For instance- I seriously wonder who the Evangelicals and the religious right think Jesus was. According to the way they talk about him, you’d think Jesus was a white guy who hated fags, loved guns and money, and walked around in white robes with a trucker hat atop his head while screaming, “Screw you and don’t tread on me!” I mean, I dunno what version of the bible these idiots are reading, but clearly, it ain’t the one everybody else has on their night table.

From what I can tell, Jesus was the kind of guy who’d give you the shirt off his back if you needed it. He fed the hungry, healed the sick, loved children, (no, not like a Catholic priest) loved all people and preached tolerance. So you tell me- does any of that fall in line with conservatism or evangelicalism? You just know that if Jesus did indeed come back to Earth, the religious right would hate him. The first thing they’d do is denounce him as a phony, and then they would spend every moment cutting him down with criticism.

Fox news would have a field day. Headline banner: JESUS REVEALED AS COMMUNIST TREE-HUGGER AND TRAITOR TO AMERICA! Bill O’Reilly would probably write another dumb-ass book: “KILLING JESUS: How the Son of God is better off dead so we can use him as a tool of propaganda”. Rush Limbaugh would say, “Jesus hates America because he doesn’t agree with American freedom!” I could go on and on, but it would be all the same venomous crap that they spew on about Obama day in and day out.

When I was young, I was raised to be a Jehovah’s Witness. My Mother would drag me to the Kingdom Hall on Sunday morning, to regular services on Thursday night, and bible studies on Tuesday night. I pretty much hated it, but when you’re a kid, it’s not like you can say no, right? Then I turned sixteen and had an epiphany- If you’re God, and you’re omnipotent and have all of time, space, and creation to deal with, why would you care about one single pebble of dirt in a vast cosmos full of wonder? Even more than that, why would you give a shit about things like war, famine, or even homosexuality? It’s ridiculous!

More to the point, if you were a God who wanted people to worship you blindly, why would you ever give them free will? Don’t you think it’s slightly illogical to create beings that can turn around, give you the finger and say, “We don’t believe that you exist!”

Which was when I realized the purpose behind God giving us free will- it’s up to us to determine whether or not He exists. Everything we are born with, from our instincts, to our intelligence, and our experience, they’re all made to make us grow and learn- to gain wisdom. And from that, we can decide for ourselves whether or not God exists.

I know I’m going to get a lot of crap for this article. Knowing the audience, that’s a given. Do I have any evidence that I’m right? No, but that’s where faith comes in. I’m not trying to convince anyone. It’s like anything else, take in what I have to say, think it over on your own, and decide for yourself. I don’t bother arguing with anyone over religion. I think it’s fairly stupid, but people believe what they want.

Here’s the bottom line: At the end of the day, I honestly don’t think God cares what you believe, just that you DO believe- in Him, at any rate. Everything else is just smoke and mirrors. There is no ‘one’ religion. The only reason Christianity is number one is because they have more money. No matter where your faith lies, the whole point of it is to make you a better person. It doesn’t take much to walk in the path of Jesus- an open mind, an open heart, and a compassionate soul.

But if you really have to stop and ask yourself, “What would Jesus do?” Then the answer is, “Probably not what you’re doing.”

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Gregory B. Gonzalez

Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!
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9 years ago

And Norman, if you ever make it to the states, call me. I wanna get drunk with you! LOL!

Reply to  gregory b. gonzalez
9 years ago

everyone always gets drunk with me…it’s a tradition 😉

Reply to  gregory b. gonzalez
9 years ago

Me too Norman!!

Bingo Viwwekka
9 years ago

A proclaimed belief in a deity is a cop-out. Atheists don’t believe in a god because there is no proof of such an entity, and the religious premise is naught but claptrap. To say you believe in a god but not a religion belies your true intent which is a short, quick trip to complete non-belief.

Reply to  Bingo Viwwekka
9 years ago

BINGO!….sorry…I’ll get me coat…

Reply to  Bingo Viwwekka
9 years ago

Believe what you like, Bingo- that’s the point of this article. However, I think you can have faith in God WITHOUT believing in religion or the Bible. They’re not mutually exclusive.

Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

that nailed it, norman….”you never know do you?”

it could go like this for the atheist:

“so, joe, you are now dead did you believe in Me?”
“nope.”
“do you now?”
“yessir.”
“oh all right then…in you come and there’s the bar.”

or

“so, joe, you are now dead, did you believe in Me?”
“nope”
“do you now?”
“nope”
“oh alright then…in you come, there’s the bar, drink ’til you do.”

the Jesus i know is like the character in this story.

the characters are:

st peter: the admissions officer of heaven. he checks the names off in the “book of life” as folks enter into heaven and keeps those records.

gabriel: keeps the books of all who are in heaven.

Jesus: the Son of God.

so….about half way to eternity st peter and gabriel conduct an audit and find that their numbers are way off. gabriel’s numbers are in the billions while st. peter’s are in the millions. if all were going according to hoyle the numbers should be equal. an investigation ensues. a few days into the investigation st peter reports to gabriel that he had identified the source of the discrepancy.

“it’s Jesus,” he reports, “at night He is out along the walls pulling people up and over with ropes.”

the Jesus i know is the One who when asked why He was so lax about keeping the sabbath, responded with a question of His own. “which is better, to adhere to the letter of the law or to help a neighbor in need?” keeping the sabbath is good, it has a lot of practical value…take one day a week to just relax, think, reflect and rewind. but if your neighbor calls you up on the sabbath and tells you his donkey is stuck in the mud…go help him dig that jackass out!

Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

You’re a little star you are PJ 🙂

Pennyjane Hanson
Reply to  Norman Rampart
9 years ago

flicker, flicker….flicked.

but, really….that “little star” reference is just way too adorable to dismiss…i think i’m actually blushing.

Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

finger on the cheek….OW! Red hot! you really are blushing 😉

Reply to  Norman Rampart
9 years ago

Norman, can you not try picking up on chicks on my articles? Geez!

Reply to  gregory b. gonzalez
9 years ago

awwwww….no fun 🙁

Chuck
Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

The problem with the “Jesus I know” argument is that it is too subjective to be meaningful,and the deeper problem of a Universalist Jesus is that it contradicts large sections of the theology within the Gospels, attributed to Jesus.

Pennyjane Hanson
Reply to  Chuck
9 years ago

chuck. subjective? oh, yeah, youbetcha! too subjective to be meaningful?….well, really….isn’t this whole thread pretty much made up of a bunch of subjectivity? i have found it meaningful.

contradictions? in theology? no, say it ain’t so!

Chuck
Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

I love the expression of subjective experience but the “my Jesus” trope is more than existential. It seems to be a covert means by which a moral argument is forwarded, without a proper argument being made. In logical terms it “begs the question” by injecting its preferred conclusion into its premise. It has very little ethical meaning because an apposite view of Jesus to yours is easily justified, and probably better supported by the Christian Bible.

Pennyjane Hanson
Reply to  Chuck
9 years ago

you make a point, give me a bible and five minutes and i can support or discredit it. it’s called eisogesis and i’m very good at it. since i’m so good at it and i’m nobody special i assume others are just as good or better at it than i am.

i was about to go into that but, then….when my part in a discussion transitions from meaningful to monotonous between my brain and my fingers it’s time to bow out.

subjectively yours, pj

Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

Pennyjane,
Humor aside, you’ve hit upon the crux of the problem. Anthropomorphizing any entity or entities capable of creating a universe is fundamental to the problems created by religions. We create our gods in our own “image an likeness.” We attribute human qualities and values to them. And THAT is one of the most ridiculous and unsupportable characteristics of all religions.

In the grand “plan,” (assuming a plan) humans are barely more than bugs or bunnies. We continue to place ourselves at the figurative (if not literal) center of the universe, and few things are further from the truth. Humanity and Earth are trivial side-notes to trivial side-notes in the universe. We are barely more than insignificant. But our gods are saddled with all of our vices, desires, values, and other personality traits…and those traits carry the cultural biases of the individuals who created these gods. Our perspective is so distorted that your scenario with a bar and accounting audits makes as much sense as any religious dogma — EXCEPT that “your dogma” does not empower a priest-class elite to exert enormous control over a subjugated population.

Pennyjane Hanson
Reply to  Jim Moore
9 years ago

jim. hmmm….one man’s “hit upon” can be another man’s “stumbled upon.” but i take your point very seriously. we humans do seem to relate to our G/gods in very human terms. i think i’m pretty much willing to give us a pass on that since, after all, we’re only human.

somebody once said that if God didn’t exist we’d have to invent him. maybe God exists but is so far beyond our human capacity to comprehend that we went ahead and invented one anyway, or two or…well, you know what i mean….gods we could relate to in human terms.

when i hear people describe themselves as “atheist” i hear, “without theology”. that doesn’t really tell me much about that person’s relationship with God, only one human way they relate to god(s)….that is “without any pronounced theology.” since my own relationship with God is so precarious, so lacking in understanding, i am loathe to judge the relationship anyone else might be having with H/him. i guess what i’m trying to say is that “a-theism” is as much about G/god as is “theism”.

stacey got it right…(disclaimer), in my book, she usually does. we should all feel free to believe what we believe without shame or guilt. we should all feel free to share our beliefs with others willing to listen. we should always respect the fundamental beliefs of others (not necessarily the behaviors resulting from). and we should always shy away from the impulse to impose our views on those who believe differently or to coerce others to our beliefs. if sharing doesn’t get it done then it is better left undone.

“smart” isn’t limited to brain activity, heart matters.

Chuck
Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

There are so many qualifiers in your assertion that we should all have guilt-shame free belief that those qualifiers undercut the power of your assertion.

Here is a thought experiment – If I believe that raping and murdering children brings me pleasure should I not feel shame or guilt in that belief? If so, why not? If not, why so?

The problem with the position you’ve been endorsing here is that its lack of parsimony wants to pretend to be a virtue, when in ethical terms, it isn’t.

The post-modern appeal to god that you make simply communicates to me your feelings, not a functional framework for human ethics tied to belief (that is if you subscribe to the theory of behavior that predicts behavior from belief – I do.)

Chuck
Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

The art of exegesis is a subjective one for sure.

Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

On feeling “free to believe what we believe without shame or guilt…”

That’s reasonable until it begins to affect public policy. Such separation of church and state eludes us at best, and in most cases is an abject failure at worst.

Illustrations:
~ The recent SCOTUS ruling on the Hobby Lobby challenge to health insurance coverage.
~ The current sectarian crisis in Iraq.
~ 9/11
~ The Crusades

So, while we may “believe what we believe without shame or guilt,” the fact is that those in power act on those beliefs to affect the ways societies – and armies – behave.

This brings us back to the heart of Mr. Gonzalez’s discussion – the inherent difference between organized religions and the harm many cause Vs. one’s sincere belief in whatever god or lack of god that helps one get thru the night.

As for the definition of Atheist, we have dictionaries for that. Merriam-Webster, an acknowledged, respected source, defines Atheist as: “one who believes that there is no deity.” This is far deeper than mere theology. This is a faith-based belief that there is NO higher entity responsible for the universe and reality. And, as I’ve previously stated, Atheism is an article of faith, because that belief is as unprovable as the belief in a deity of any type.

An agnostic, again according to Merriam-Webster, is: “a person who does not have a definite belief about whether God exists or not.”

To have conversation, we first must agree upon what key words mean or we are not talking about the same things. We may have differing opinions of Atheists and agnostics, and many who declare themselves to one or the other may not understand the terms, but we can’t allow ourselves to be that confused.

Atheists have ZERO relationship with any god, because they BELIEVE there is NO god. Agnostics may hedge their bets and attempt to have a relationship with a possible god, but that requires a lack of clarity of thought. How does one have a relationship with a being that one does not believe exists. One can keep the option of a god open, but the “relationship” is a bit like a relationship with a shadow.

To have ANY relationship with a god, one must have a spark of faith that there is a god with whom a relationship can be had. Any self-declared Atheist who claims to have a relationship with a god is delusional…or having a crisis of faith.

This isn’t just semantic nonsense. We are discussing core beliefs. When one is on one’s death bed, what does one really believe? If one is Atheist, one might CONVERT to another faith in which there IS a god, but then one is no longer an Atheist. The question is, when one looks death in the eye, what does one believe? THAT is faith. If one is true to that faith, then one lives accordingly.

I am willing to admit that I’m agnostic, but for now, I can imagine that moment, looking death in the eye, that I will cling to my faith that there is no god. Therefore, I embrace Atheism as my “religion.”

Reply to  Jim Moore
9 years ago

Personally I’m a bunny 😉 ….but, as always, you are spot on Jim.

9 years ago

They say there are no Atheists in foxholes. Conversely, the first words out of any televangelist’s mouth, upon being prepped for heart surgery are, “You didn’t go to my university, did you?”

I see from above, that the general feeling here, is that since Atheists are no more capable of proving God doesn’t exist, than theists are capable of proving he does, that the “jury’s out,” so to speak.

Here’s the thing. It is both logically and scientifically impossible to prove that something does not exist. One can only prove that it does. So far – call it religion if you like – the evidence is pretty strongly in favor of the non-Deity concept of the Universe. So, although I cannot prove that God exists, I can prove that we came into existence in ways other than those proscribed by any theist belief.

But I think the thing that makes me deny the existence of any God creature, is that if he were to exist, he’d either be a fool, an absolute sociopath, or a really dry wit. Look. No sooner do you turn 40, then all the cells you really need and want, stop replicating. your muscles turn to spaghetti, and your brain turns into pesto, but your toenails keep growing even after you’re dead. God at work. Does he sit up there on his cloud, laughing about that shit?

Reply to  BitcoDavid
9 years ago

I think you pretty much nailed it, Dude! God has a fucked-up sense of humor!

9 years ago

Agnostic? Yep. Good call. Hedge your bets mate 😉

“So, Norman, you are now dead. Did you believe in me?”
“Er…possibly?”
“Oh all right then..in you come and there’s the bar”

Well???? You never know do you??? 😉

Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

wait another minute. that part where i talked about judging harshly might have sounded accusatory, that was unintended.

i was really talking about why i take “stupid” from an atheist with indifference. i don’t understand where it’s coming from since i am in fact a reasonably intelligent person. as such, it would be pretty silly of me to judge it harshly, which leaves…indifference.

the same goes for “abomination” from a fundamentalist, i don’t understand where that is coming from since i am in fact a beloved child of God. no understanding, no harsh judgment…indifference.

i believe that all of us will screw up and screw up and screw up and occasionally get something right. being a christian and all i believe that Jesus has relieved me of the heavy burden of judging the essence of others. my “deism” is what has made me free, free to assume that when all the screwing up is past tense we will all end up in the same place and i don’t know where that is….but i’m free to very pollyannaishly believe that it will be good and i’m good with that.

Poxie
9 years ago

What the bloody hell? You’re about God and then you’re not about God? What or who the fuck you about? There ain’t no fucking God. I capitalise the name of the deity only because it’s bloody correct in the world but in mine its NO FUCKING SUCH SILLINESS!! Bloody hell!

Reply to  Poxie
9 years ago

Tell you what, Poxie- feel free to write back when you come down from all that Red Bull you downed. Then you can read the article again. If you need more clarification, send me your address and I’ll send you some pictures drawn in crayon. Okay?

Reply to  Poxie
9 years ago

So there! 🙂

Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

wait a minute…that was me. i’ve got to remember to fill in the blanks.

Reply to  Pennyjane Hanson
9 years ago

Don’t worry PJ…if people didn’t say my name to me often enough I’d forget who the hell I was 😉

Anonymous
9 years ago

disclaimer: i am a gay/transsexual/christian.

“stupid”? is that all you got?

i take “stupid” from an atheist with about the same level of indifference as i take “abomination” from a fundamentalist.

judging harshly that which you don’t understand is really pretty silly….wherever you’re coming from.

that’s all i got.

Reply to  Anonymous
9 years ago

While I have no love for Christianity in general, I was speaking about CONSERVATIVE Christians. You know- the ones who want you to burn in Hell for being an abomination? You can be whatever you like for all I care! Toodles!

Stacey Gray
9 years ago

I fear Mr. Gonzalez, that you suffer under a common misconception, one I myself did for quite some time. In your description you indicated you have faith in a deity, a creator, but not in religion. I believe that while atheists deny any deity, technically agnostics question the deity, neither confirming or denying existence. I am afraid that your stated beliefs disqualify you as an agnostic.

As much as I resist being pigeon-hole, in my own experience and based in having investigate many theistic traditions, I have become comfortable with the term non-theist. I have a secular, humanist perspective, I acknowledge a personal natural spirituality (not necessarily a deity, certainly not one to be worshipped. But while I adhere to no formal doctrine I also take a laissez faire (“leave it be”, literally “let do”) attitude towards those who do proclaim a deity based belief and/or a worship theology.

Whatever blows your skirt up! (But keep your damn hand out of my skirt!)

I really don’t care what others believe, as long as they do not try to impose their beliefs upon me. I respect other’s belief systems, but I insist they show me the same respect.

Non-theist. I suggest you might want to try that on for size. The Urban Dictionary description is as food as any I guess:

“nontheist

A nontheist sees the God question as insoluble and irrelevant. Nontheists approach the God question from an empirical position, which has so far shown them that it has been impossible to either prove, or disprove the existence of God. A Nontheist considers the god hypothesis as dealing with matters that are unfalsifiable, therefore placing the question outside the realm of human knowledge. Nontheists see the question of debating God’s existence as irrelevant as debating the existence of leprechauns, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Invisible Garage Dragons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, etc.

Theist: God exists.
Nontheist: Prove it.
Theist: Well, just look around you. God created everything you see. See? That proves God!
Nontheist: I see…and how do you know that everything wasn’t created by an invisible purple Gnome named Wilbur who lives on the dark side of the moon, therefore proving Wilbur?
Theist: Because fill-in-the-blank-holy-book says that God did it!
Nontheist: Just how do you know your book’s claims are reliable though?
Theist: Because my book is self-authenticating, it says right here that it was written by God.
Nontheist: Using a book that claims self authentication commits the logical fallacy of circular reasoning. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Assertions that are unfalsifiable and immune from disproof aren’t worth much. How do you know your book wasn’t written by the Invisible Pink Unicorn? “

Reply to  Stacey Gray
9 years ago

Stacey- see the reply I wrote to Chuck. Nuff said.

Chuck
9 years ago

I absolutely agree Jim and sadly, do so, because my strategy of telling people they were stupid only resulted in anger, mine and theirs.

9 years ago

Atheism’s challenge is to be less snarky. Humiliating people for their indefensible beliefs not an effective way to change minds. If you “attack” someone’s core beliefs, you only cement those beliefs and force them to defend the beliefs.

“You’re stupid for believing what you believe” won’t change minds. But “Have you considered some of the policies and behaviors of that religion” might change minds. The protestant reformation didn’t lead to changes and abandonment of some of the Catholic Church’s corruptions by attacking the Christian god. It focused on the institutional corruption and indefensible practices of the church.

Since Atheism can’t win an argument about the existence or motives of god(s), it’s best to leave god(s) out of it. Instead, as with politics, one can criticize the actions or policies of the elected officials without attacking the voter who put those elected officials in office.

Reply to  Jim Moore
9 years ago

Like sex, people should just keep religion confined behind closed doors. That’s what I think.

Reply to  gregory b. gonzalez
9 years ago

But….but….I like sex in the open!..Oh eck…I’m doomed…doomed I say 🙂

Reply to  Norman Rampart
9 years ago

I meant it METAPHORICALLY, Norman!!!

Reply to  gregory b. gonzalez
9 years ago

never had it metaphorically…any good? 😉

jess
9 years ago

Greg, it was figs he hated not fags. Also too, don’t have to have religion to be a selfish stuck up asshole. I know some people like that with zero religion. I am an atheist because I have zero belief in any of the gods people harp on about. Not a religion to me, just a lack of belief in a supreme being, unless we are talking about Milla Jovovoich in the Fifth Element.

Reply to  jess
9 years ago

I’m actually a big fan of Sandra Bullock in Gravity 🙂

jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
9 years ago

she wasn’t a supreme being though. Jovovich was the supreme being who will protect everything 😉

Reply to  jess
9 years ago

I beg to differ oh California girl! Sandra Bullock is supreme in all respects 🙂

Reply to  Professor Mike
9 years ago

My all-time favorite Bullock movie (back when she was just getting started): Demolition Man. Stallone and Snipes were the stars on paper, but Bullock owned that movie.

jess
Reply to  Jim Moore
9 years ago

Love Demolition Man and everything she has been in. I’ve done that costume for Comic Con a few times, when she wears the sequined dress to Taco Bell the restaurant to the stars 🙂

Reply to  jess
9 years ago

A perfect example of ADD in action. *snicker!*

jess
Reply to  gregory b. gonzalez
9 years ago

You too with the mockery I am sensing Mr Gonzalez. It’s not nice to mock people you know. I have heard this and I put it into practice all the time. ADD is that like attention deficit disorder? I am more along the OCD spectrum for future reference. Please use this when mocking me in future. Thanks for your cooperation in this matter 😉

Reply to  jess
9 years ago

Aww… Don’t be mad, Sweetie! You know you’re still my favorite! 🙂

jess
Reply to  gregory b. gonzalez
9 years ago

You’ll miss me when I go on vacay next Tuesday, till middle of August so get your mock on till then mister. I am off to Comic Con and then down Mexico way for some sunning, drinking and possibly a tattoo with bad writing on it, right on my butt.

Reply to  jess
9 years ago

Fifth Element. #1 on my list of favorites, not just because of Leeloo. Chris Tucker was outstanding as Ruby Rhod, and Brion James was wonderful as General Munro. And I’m a perennial fan of Bruce Willis.

There was just something about this preposterous parody of life, religion and culture that actually led me to buy the DVD. I own precisely one DVD of a movie, because few are worth watching more than once.

Of course Jovovoich added a “certain something.”

Fifth Element pushed 2001 A Space Odyssey out of the number 1 spot. I guess there’s a theme here.

jess
Reply to  Jim Moore
9 years ago

I love it because it is so campy and the costumes are great. My husband lurves her.

Chuck
9 years ago

Dawkins can be a bit tedious (the tradesman who only owns a hammer sees everything as a nail). But I forgive him, seeing that we are living in an age where people’s religious commitment allows them to ignore basic science, while defining it in false equivalent terms – no one need “believe” in Darwinian evolution, one should understand the evidence supporting the theory, if they wish to be intellectually refined and charitable.

Reply to  Chuck
9 years ago

Dawkins’ frustration is well-founded for sure.

9 years ago

Chuck, points taken and well made. I would assert that the act of proselytizing Atheism (and the word’s capital A) is a religious act.
While one might proselytize on the failure, foibles, corruption, power-mongering, exploitation, manipulations and other problems with organized religions, Dawkins frequently slips beyond this critique of human institutions of politics, power, and control to critique god itself: “[God is] a vindictive bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser , a misogynistic, homophobic racist, an infanticidal, genocidal, phillicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”

Regardless of context, such a statement is a declaration of the unknowable. The “Gods” contrived by various organized religions is generally as Dawkins describes, but our distorted, exploitative definitions of the gods we employ to help us govern the masses and march in lockstep to enforce otherwise unsustainable claims are fabrications of humans.

Too often, Dawkins and other renowned Atheists are unable to separate their loathing of organized religion from their assumptions about god. Dawkins: “A universe with a God would look quite different from a universe without one. A physics, a biology where there is a God is bound to look different. So the most basic claims of religion are scientific. Religion is a scientific theory.” That claim is riddled with unverifiable assumptions. The simple fact is that a “god” may or may not be behind the machinations of the universe, and what we see may simply be its (“god’s”) method of executing the task of “creating” this universe.

As for our very narrow-minded interpretation of how life in the universe affects us, it is, as I said, ego-centric. We imagine ourselves as different from the rest of the particles in the universe, but we are no different in the “eyes of the universe” (or god) that an anthill or beehive. It is an illusion to consider ourselves special somehow…except in the fact that, as we strive to survive as a species, we are gaining minute amounts of power to manipulate the universe to our own ends. On that, I wholeheartedly agree with Dawkins.

Atheism is far too concerned about the existence of god(s). It’s immaterial. Atheism should have nothing to say about the existence of god, since in their lucid moments, Atheists confess to not knowing one way or the other. Atheists would make far more compelling arguments if they focused on the problems of religion and left the unknowable out of the discussion altogether.

My point is. We don’t know whether or not god is interested in your foul shot as you cross yourself at the line. We do know that, in light of the many other things that would demand a rational god’s attention IF god were concerned with such trivial matters, it’s irrational to BELIEVE that god gives a damn about your 1 and 1. The focus in that premise is on human folly, not on god. And that should be the focus of atheism (with deliberate lower-case ‘a’). Otherwise Atheism risks issuing dogma about the unknowable.

Chuck
9 years ago

Jim,

Dawkins admits that atheism operates on a continuum from strong to weak. He lays this out clearly in his book The God Delusion and does not compel any non-believer to agree with his strong atheism. In fact, a fundamental (pardon the pun) aspect of his argument is that he is speaking for himself alone, in his capacity as a public defender of scientific epistemology. To assert that Atheism, under Dawkins is a faith and religion, you must first justify that his argument seeks to compel congregational belief. Otherwise you are simply stepping into both the fallacy of equivocation and ad hominem.

9 years ago

Gregory,

Well done. You make a good case, and I appreciate (and largely agree with) your POV.

Atheism is a faith…a religion in its own right. To echo James Smith, believing in whatever one cannot know takes “faith,” and, while only loosely organized, Atheism is based on faith and is, therefore, a religion. It has tenets, dogma, and well-known proselytizers. Some are utterly obnoxious in much the same way as Pat Robertson or other so-called religious leaders are. Atheists don’t KNOW, with certainty, that there is NO god any more than organized religions can prove that there IS a god. We simply don’t have the capacity…at least currently…to know one way or the other.

I’m Atheist, because I do not BELIEVE there is a god. My belief is based on the evaluation of circumstances and an underlying belief that no god worth its salt would manage a universe in a way that enables humans to be so barbaric to one another. But my logic model is, at best, contrived and based on a very ego-centric point of view. (Why would god let me or others suffer needlessly? Who knows. God could be an ass hole. The god who created our universe could be a juvenile god…tearing the wings off flies for its own entertainment. We simply don’t know.)

What matters most is that I don’t know for sure. And no-one else does either. Instead, I simply live my life ASSUMING there is no god, but I also accept the possibility that I could be wrong. Note that I do not say that I don’t believe in a higher-capability being(s)that have great mastery over the machinations of the universe. In fact, I believe it is our duty as sentient beings to both survive and to discover the mysteries of the universe so that we can transcend the lifespan of the universe and build a new to which we can escape when this one runs its course. (I’ve written on this in the MM blog, but I can’t find the post to reference.)

So, in reality, I’m an agnostic. I don’t know, because the existence or lack thereof of god is currently unknowable. Chuck points out that your declaration of belief in a god of some sort makes you a deist. I suppose it does, but given your treatise, I suspect you are, at “worst” a fringe deist.

You’ve done an excellent job of critiquing the failures of organized religion, while still confessing that you don’t know the unknowable. Thanks for sharing your views.

I, too, will get a lot of flack for declaring Atheism a “religion,” but it has all the earmarks – most notably the arrogant declaration of knowing the unknowable. In many ways, Richard Dawkins sounds for all the world like Pat Robertson. Undeniably, Dawkins knows a lot, but he does NOT know whether there is a god or not. Stand your ground, Gregory. Your critics simply cannot know more about this than you do, and the more vehement they become, the more they must rely on dogma of some faith or another to make their case.

Reply to  Jim Moore
9 years ago

Thanks, Jim! I appreciate all the compliments! This was a hard article for me to write, especially considering all the flak I expected to get from it, but everyone has been fairly cool about it. I even learned something from Chuck’s comments! It isn’t so much that I disagree with religion- what I hate is the arrogance and the hypocrisy of it. So much of our bloody history stems not just from a battle for resources, but from differences in religious ideology. Even Jesus thought that was stupid! LOL!

Chuck
9 years ago

I am an agnostic atheist. The epistemic question of gods can only be reasonably asserted as, “more evidence is needed” or, “I don’t know” – which makes the default position agnosticism. Atheism seems to be a philosophical concern rooted in ethics, a branch of epistemology, but its own unique realm. As an atheist, I do not derive an ethical guidance from a supernatural prior. So do I think there is a god, I don’t know (agnostic) does the possibility of god inform my ethics, no (atheist).

Marsha Woerner
9 years ago

Yes, I believe that Chuck is right, you sound like a Deist. I, on the other hand, believe that I am an atheist, yet I do have a religion. I strongly believe that society is very important, and the society that I personally hold most common is Jewish, but I find it impossible to believe in any supernatural being. As an atheist, I have beliefs that are definitely consistent. As an agnostic, you would have to say “there may or may not be a God”, not “there is a supreme, supernatural being, but the Christians don’t seem to describe him/it appropriately.”

Reply to  Marsha Woerner
9 years ago

I concede that Chuck has a point, but then, I’d never heard of Deism until today, either. I also concede that there may not be a God, though I don’t go by the one defined by traditional Christian mythology. I believe in science and evolution, and all the things that can be seen and proven. Science and Spirituality aren’t mutually exclusive.

9 years ago

Labels aside – Athiest, Agnostic, Deist, etc. – I kind of get this. I think the hardest part of accepting one’s own Atheism, is the ignominy of it all. For me, anyway, it was very difficult to embrace my own insignificance. The hardest part about realizing that there is no God, watching down over you, is your own ego. I must be important, because I’ve survived this long. And to whom would I be so important? Well… God.

What ends up happening however, is a kind of liberation. Once you realize that insignificance, and accept it – even come to embrace it – you can begin to think as a truly free person. The fact that I’m a simple Biote, a bag of chemical sludge who exists because carbon loves hydrogen, is a truly unchaining acknowledgement.

Mr. Gonzales tells us that he believes in God, because he’s lived a weird life and seen weird things. Well, Greg, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but we all have. I used to think my life read like a Hemingway novel – and I may have been right – but I soon learned that nobody lives a boring life. Even those who try and choose a boring life, aren’t given the option.

You see, not only are you a bag of chemical sludge, but you’re not the only bag of chemical sludge. And all those other sludge-bags, just can’t seem to leave your sludge-bag alone.

Reply to  BitcoDavid
9 years ago

I don’t believe in the existence of any gods, nor do I believe in the existence of devils. That, however begs the question: what if there were devils and demons? Would that affirm the existence of gods?

jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
9 years ago

No. You are seeing things when you spend time with Johnny, Jack and the Captain. Yer welcome 😉

Reply to  Professor Mike
9 years ago

Mike, I’ll get back to you on that if I ever speak to a burning bush. Deal?

Reply to  BitcoDavid
9 years ago

Bitco, I’m not saying that what I believe or the things I have experienced makes me more special than anyone else- merely different. Actually, I look at that stuff as a by-product of my chosen profession. I’m a writer, and writers need a certain amount of conflict in order to tell a story. And in my case, I’m actually something of a weirdness magnet. The only thing that makes me special on any level is the fact that I can use words to reach people’s heads and hearts. That’s it.

Chuck
9 years ago

You aren’t an agnostic. An agnostic considers the question of gods unresolved. You are a deist.

Reply to  Chuck
9 years ago

That’s true Chuck.

Reply to  Chuck
9 years ago

Thanks, Chuck. To be honest, I never knew what a deist was. I was all prepared to give you a snarky response until I did some research on deism. Having said that- as far as believing in things like Buddhism and Hinduism and all that, I don’t discriminate. As I said- people can believe whatever they want.

Chuck
Reply to  gregory b. gonzalez
9 years ago

The basic premise in your belief system that there is a god would put you outside of the thought process defined as agnosticism. If someone asked you if there was a god, your response would be yes (or at least it seems it would based on what you wrote here). The agnostics would be, “I don’t know”.

Reply to  Chuck
9 years ago

If somebody did ask me that question, I’d probably say, “Do I think there’s a God? Yes. Does he have a fucked-up sense of humor? TOTALLY! Can I prove he exists? Probably not.” Done.

9 years ago

“Faith?” That’s accepting as true something for which there is no supporting evidence and possibly much evidence against it. If any religion had any verifiable facts, they would not need faith nor false promises of heaven or empty threats of hell.

Even a couple of independently verifiable facts would sweep all other religions away like wheat chaff in a tornado. Hasn’t happened, has it?

I agree, most people believe what they want to believe. For them, a comforting myth is better than a hard truth.

Reply to  James Smith
9 years ago

Jim, I accept the hard truths and the lies that come with spirituality. But unlike some people who use their faith like a crutch, I just leave God to his own devices. I don’t blame Him for what happens in the world- I blame humanity. The choices we make are what defines us as a species. It has nothing to do with God or having faith in him.

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