Congress, Crazies, and Other Weird Stuff

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There are times when I wonder if the world that is going nuts, or maybe it’s just me.  Perhaps I just lost that “loving feeling” for the crap that others manage  to get their head around. I mean would it be asking too much for the United States Congress to actually stay in Washington and do the job they were elected to do, instead of going back to their districts to ask people to vote to send them  back to not do their jobs?

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Then there are the crazies in the Middle East who for some reason want to destroy America. I might understand this country not being liked by some foreigners, but now Americans have joined with them. What they don’t realize is that this may not be the best place to be hating on right now. We Americans have enough problems of our own right now and this might not be the right time to make us focus on them.  I wrote a recommendation to the president to go ahead and bomb them back to the stone age. He replied, “That wouldn’t take much.”

Meanwhile, a friend sends me a video of some Hamas bad guys having sex with a goat. Yeah, you read that right. The bad part was their was only one goat and there were 3 of them so I guess you could call it a goat gang bang. Just think, these people are killing other people for not converting to their religion. Wow! I have to wonder, is this some kind of initiation? They are absolutely crazy.

While all that is happening over there we have nuts over here to deal with. We can start with the coward that ambushed two Pennsylvania State Troopers. He shot them from ambush and then scurried into the woods. Now he thinks he’s playing war games with the police who are hunting for him. One can only hope for one of two outcomes here: one, they catch him and shove his rifle so far up his butt he has to spit bullets or, two, they find him and shoot him so full of holes that he could be the head dress for the leader of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters.

Yesterday some fool got fired from his job and went on a rampage, beheading a co-worker and injuring another before being shot himself. Had he never heard of unemployment?

Of course, the fact that the world is in chaos doesn’t bother the filthy rich. Paris Hilton and a few of her close friends ran up a bar tab of $230,000 on Wednesday night. Now people let me tell you, I don’t care what you’re drinking, that is one hell of lot of booze. The word is that she was celebrating making $2.7 million for four days work….. WHAT?? What in the hell does Paris Hilton do to earn that kind money? The only talent she has demonstrated so far as I know was screwing some guy on video.

Yes, this is our world. Politicians getting paid for not doing their jobs; crazy people killing innocents; and a blonde bimbo spending $100,000 per large bottle of champagne. Meanwhile, the Republicans are still screwing over the poor and the jobless and Fox News spends a whole day talking about the POTUS saluting with a coffee cup in his hand, and the beat goes on….

Don’t you just love it?

 

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Bill Formby

Bill Formby, aka William A. Formby, PhD, aka Lazersedge is a former Marine and a former police officer. He is a retired University Educator who considers himself a moderate pragmatic progressive liberal, meaning that he thinks practically liberal, acts practically liberal, and he is not going to change in the near future. But, if he does he will be sure to let you know.
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Bill Formby
9 years ago

Good one Tall Stacy. I had forgot about that song.

Tall Stacey
9 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPStw1SzcQc

Makes as much sense as the rest of it!

Paul Gallagher
9 years ago

So what’s your point Bill. The world is filled with crazy folk? Well duh 🙂

Bill Formby
Reply to  Paul Gallagher
9 years ago

Yeah Paul, I guess you are right. Stating the obvious is like, redundant huh? 🙂 🙂

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