How Christian Outrage Made Me Look at Naked Celebrities
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Unlike the Godless atheists who infest this Godless site, I alone proclaim the glory of God and swear fealty to Jesus. And while the sleazy underbellies of MMA no doubt looked at the pictures of noted celebrity women naked with lust and sin in their hearts, I knew it my duty as a Christian and republican to view them so I could properly express outrage.
The blame from my right leaning, and correct point of view is that the tramps have only themselves to blame. When Eve sinfully took a bite from the fruit of the forbidden tree and then sinfully used her newfound sinful female powers of sexuality to get poor Adam to take a bite the realization that they were naked and God didn’t want them to know it because it was a sin that made nakedness a sin. Some may argue that what about when one is taking a shower or changing clothes. God and man since Eve’s treachery know the difference between sinful nakedness and necessary nakedness. So piss off those who think they can stump me with silliness. Jesus is on my side. You don’t stand a chance.
What these naked celebrity chicks did was sinful and foolish. The lefties will say they are victims and had their privacy breached. They shouldn’t have allowed themselves to be photographed naked in the first place. You don’t walk down a dark alley in the city by yourself after dark. You do have a reasonable responsibility to keep yourself out of situations that stand a chance of causing you harm. Some sweet talking stud convincing a nubile or foolish girl into posing naked and promising only he will see the pictures, no doubt so the pervert can look at the while committing self abuse, is a situation that is very risky. Women need to understand this as well as the myth of the female orgasm which was invented by Gloria Steinam to sell magazines that claim to empower women but mostly only offer advice on how to perform better fellatio.
The internet is infested with scum who know how to hack into computer servers. You will not be able to hide. The best thing for women to do is find a fine, upstanding Christian man who is a registered republican and live a proper, servient life with him. Scumbags are looking for pictures of naked celebrities. Not pictures of sensibly dressed and proper women working at church ice cream socials. This is important for the women who are tempted by the slutty lifestyle promoted by the editors of Cosmopolitan and Seventeen.
I hope this lesson hits home with the celebrity tramps. I hope good sense and intelligence overcomes their egos or whatever made them expose themselves for the camera. They really have no right to be outraged as I do. Especially Kim Kardashian who was outraged about her “private” pictures being hacked even though she made a sex tape that has been on the internet for years. I am outraged every time I watch it.
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Joe, you had me at, “Women need to understand this as well as the myth of the female orgasm which was invented by Gloria Steinam to sell magazines that claim to empower women but mostly only offer advice on how to perform better fellatio.”
Never said the magazines were useless. Just morally bankrupt.
Finally!! An article written by a True American(copyright Koch Industries)!
There is a reason that the words Sex and Sin each start with the His-s-s of the s-s-serpent.
LOL….Truly~
I’m glad I’ve been able to reach someone around here with my message of morality and goodness. Thanks for noticing Newage Person. Most of these heathens around here only make fun of my message between orgies and Obama rallies.
Hell Joe, we have orgies during the Obama rallies, where have you been you don’t know this?
Wondered what all the cheering was about. Certainly not his silly liberal pandering gobbledygook.
I had no desire to look at these and still haven’t. What gets me fuming, do you want to know. Of course you do. What gets me fuming is the fact more people were upset about these pictures being leaked and U2 having their album attached, free of charge, in iTunes than they did the hacking and spying and leaking our big gubbmint has been doing. yes it is indeed a violation of these people’s privacy and oh yeah why are there no pictures of the men. Hey fair is fair. If I want to see a naked woman I will strip off and look at myself. that is all.
Ooohhh. What a visual. Praise the Jeebus!
I’d look also but only to determine the level of outrage jess my trampy friend.
So you can save the trouble of typing it all out in the future Joe, just go with Jess MTF. It’s like my mother always wanted, the three letters behind my name that say I have arrived and instead of PhD it’s MTF. Always trying to be helpful to my fellow humans that’s me.
Laughed my big fat ass silly with this one. Some of the best snark I’ve read in years.
I need to new thesauraus Tony. I didn’t know “snark” meant serious journalism with a moral message. Thank you for reading.
Kylie Minogue has never made a sex tape 🙁 or, if she has, it hasn’t been pinched and uploaded yet – I live in hope!!!! 😉
By the way, what’s happened that chaps dick in the picture? It appears to have gone all green and mouldy and bits are dropping off….Maybe he got bitten by the pussy and it’s gone septic? 😉
I knew that you would be the first to mention a fig covered penis as you come from the land of the Godless Beatles and Henry the VII who created his own church to make his lust legal. Shame on you Norman!
First mention I’ve seen of the dreaded Dentate Vagina since medical school!